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The never ending story....maybe
by
Timmay
on 04 Aug, 2007 11:14
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Hey just see where this goes...i dunno...may be something stupid but oh hell give it a try...
Just keep adding to this story line.
One day after I finished shaving my head, feeling good about myself, I went for a walk..........
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#1
by
tomgallagher
on 04 Aug, 2007 11:50
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And felt this cool breeze gently flowing over my tanned sly skull.
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#2
by
Kajun
on 04 Aug, 2007 11:52
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then i reached up to feel my freshed scraped noggin and realized i had missed a spot!!!!
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#3
by
Razor X
on 04 Aug, 2007 11:58
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Then I saw some other guy walking down the street. He had a perfectly smooth, slick dome and I felt so jealous as I once again rubbed the rough spot that I'd missed.
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#4
by
SLYinKC
on 04 Aug, 2007 13:31
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I knew at that moment that I must do 2 things: first I must take care of the spot that I missed and then I must not allow someone else to have a smoother or more perfect dome than I. So, I quickly returned home and took care of the rough spot that I missed. Now what to do about that other guy. I cannot allow such a perfect head to be seen and continue to make mine look inferior. I sat and pondered what to do...
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#5
by
marshd1000
on 04 Aug, 2007 14:45
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But before I had a chance to do something sinister to that guy, he tripped on a crack in the sidewalk and got a big cut on his head. After that he couldn't shave for awhile. But at this point, I knew I had a problem, so I went to get counseling and intervention from Dr. Phil.....
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#6
by
Robmeister
on 04 Aug, 2007 14:47
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...But he was too damn expensive. So I went instead to Walmart and went to the sports department and asked for a shotgun, some ammo and a ski mask....
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#7
by
Timmay
on 04 Aug, 2007 14:54
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So I had to come up with a way to raise the money. I return to the park bench and sat there as I see other Sly guys walk by. A few would stop and comment on how smooth my head was and the shine...they didnt dare take off their sunglasses.
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#8
by
Razor X
on 04 Aug, 2007 14:56
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My plan was to take this guy hostage and keep him locked up in my basement for a few weeks until his hair grew back. But then what??
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#9
by
SLYinKC
on 04 Aug, 2007 15:08
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I must find a way to stop him from ever shaving again. Cutting off his arms seemed a little too drastic.. And then it occurred to me...
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#10
by
PBurke
on 04 Aug, 2007 16:03
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maybe i can feed him no doz and make him watch infomercials about hair loss until he loses his mind and never wants to shave again. so i head to the store with him in my basement. while at the store, i........
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#11
by
Paul
on 04 Aug, 2007 16:13
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Am approached by a really hot chick who offers those perfume samples. She comments on my shining dome, gives me a head rub and says....
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#12
by
Robmeister
on 04 Aug, 2007 16:22
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....she says, "Yer a friggen idiot, man!" Needless to say, this was not what I expected her to say and it REALLY messed with my confidence.
So I began to weep bitterly, recalling I've got this dude in my basement and thinking, "WTF is this all for anyway?"
So as I wept and heaved convulsively it suddenly dawned on me......
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#13
by
PBurke
on 04 Aug, 2007 16:40
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i am naked in front of all these people. and crying like a baby. so head over to......
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#14
by
Robmeister
on 04 Aug, 2007 17:04
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...my mom's house. She sees me standing there butt nekked with tears running down my cheeks and says, "Yer a friggen idiot, man."
Fighting mightily to preserve whatever shred of composure and dignity I can muster, I decide it would be best at this point to.....