The never ending story....maybe

[jusbnme]

...razor that was lying near me.  I proceeded to shave his hair which seemed to be slowly killing him.  The more I shaved the more transparent he would become.  Once I had fully shaved the evil twins scalp, and he had fully disappeared, I looked down.  There in his place was some type of device.  Not really sure what it was I begin to inspect it and found that....

[SLYinKC]

it was some type of hair regrowth follicle stimulator.  The device appeared to be very complex with all sorts of wires an probes protruding from it.  It was at that point that the it all became clear to me who this evil twin really was,  Why I had not realized this before was a mystery as I now could clearly see that in reality

[jusbnme]

...it was the inner me fighting with my self confidence.  Wanting to be free and be myself but feeling controlled from the "usual view" of society.  But finally I had broken free.  But the fight wasn't over.  How many more people out there are just like me.  Fighting internally to be there true selves.  Then it came to me.  It hit me like a train.  What I was meant to do...What I was meant to be.  Those others out there like myself need me.  I felt like a superhero but without all the fancy powers.  I had become...

[Razor X]

obsessed with getting back to that Amazon island, as my work there was not yet finished.      But how would I ever find it again?  It was then that I remembered the secret tunnel that could be accessed through my bedroom closet -- which had a magic portal that might return me there, if all the stars and planets in the galaxy were properly aligned.  I stepped into the portal and emerged ....

[wpruitt]

 I emerged as ... SUPER SLY MAN.  I grabbed my Headblade and .....

[jusbnme]

...then put it on my finger which gave me tremendous power.  As I walked around the Amazon Island again, now as Super Sly Man I begin to think of what I would do with my new found powers?

[warhawk]

but as i was thinking of what 2 do..... the swedish bikini women emerged from the coconut trees and gave me head rubs as they were peeling grapes 4 me 2 eat...... then all of a sudden............

[Razor X]

I began to choke on a grape seed.  I fell to the ground and ...

[jusbnme]

...realized that my "HB Ring" had fallen off and I wasn't sure where it was.  This much be the reason for my low strength.  Then one of the bikini wearing women pulled back the skin on her face to reveal her true self.  She was...

[wpruitt]

beginning too remove ...

[Razor X]

 .....her mask and suddenly she was also beginning to blow up like a balloon and suddenly I realized she was, in reality, that fat perfume chick!!   I stretched my arm for my Headblade, which was just out of reach.  I stretched and stretched and was finally able to grab it and put it around my finger again.  Then I made a hasty exit using my supersonic speed, which was one of the powers I'd gained from the Headblade. 

It was then that I decided I needed a little quiet time to figure out how to best use my powers.  I could either use them for the good of all mankind or use them for my own personal enrichment.  After a moment or two of intense soul-searching, I opted to ...

[jusbnme]

...use it to refill a near by mug full of beer so that I could think about it a bit longer.  Once I finished the beer I then decided...

[Razor X]

... to make a much-needed visit to the john.  Afterwards I ...

[Tyler]

washed my hands and headed outside.  As I walked past the women's restroom...

[wpruitt]

The non-existent hairs on my head began to tingle.  I looked up and what did I see but ...