The never ending story....maybe

[Timmay]

the pepperoni's resembled teh fat chicks face.................

[Timmay]

So I immediately jump up adn run as fast as I can.  A big flash of light blinds me and Here I am again....on my walk.....

[SLYinKC]

Man, this fat chick is really playin with my mind.  How can I break loose from her evil grasp.  it was at this point that it occurred to me...was I really back at my walk...where this whole ordeal began...or did the fat chick still have me in her powers and was I again halucinating?  And what was behind the evil fat chicks powers...and why couldn't I seem to break free.  Then it occurred to me... her power had to be in the perfume.  So I decided that the only way I was ever going to be free of the hidious fat chick would be if I could...

[Razor X]

... sleep with her again, since it was highly unlikely that her heart could stand up to such further exhilaration so soon after our last encounter.  It was not something I looked forward to doing, but it was the only way to rid myself of her forever.  So I took a deep breath and ...

[SLYinKC]

and seductively wispered.. OK, babe... If its me you want...I guess it's me you're gonna have...But ya gotta come here and get it.  I braced myself, closed my eyes and....

[wpruitt]

Thought back to every forum in Playboy and Penthouse  I had ever read ...

[Timmay]

I started to feel teh earth tremble and the whole world got quiet.  You could on feel the trembling beneath my feet.  I stood there with my eyes closed ..braced for the impact.  Suddenly the trembling stopped....I was liek ..WHAT!  NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!  I have put my self thru misery with teh anticipation of the fat chick perfume lady and this is what I get.  A HUGE LET DOWN!  Then suddenly i feel this smack on my head, somethign oozing down my noggin....and a lone bird flies over head.......I proceed to cuss teh bird out and I turn around and there she is.....with soem sort of object in her hand....NO NO IT CANT BE !!!!!! NOT THAT...please dont use the............................

[SLYinKC]

feather duster

[Razor X]

Somehow she's found out how ticklish I was.  I had to make a hasty escape -- pronto.  Where was that magic Headblade, anyway?  The next thing I knew ....

[Timmay]

I was riding ontop of a bright pink scooter with chrome wheels and those handle bar pompoms blowing in the wind as I was going down some freeway in Los Angeles.  I felt like a movie star everyone stopping along the road holding signs adn banners.  Some of the banners read...My Head is so bright ..i gotta wear shades.  A road block..........wait....that isnt a road block..what is it?  ON no please dotn tell me....it is...........

[marshd1000]

Dr. Phil along with Jerry Springer trying to force me into doing a new combination of their two shows.  At this point, they try to do a intervention on me.  During this, they reveal that the fat perfume chick is none other than Rosie O'Donnel.  At this point, I am  wondering if the world was coming to an end because I thought that the last thing Rosie would want was sex with a man.  As they prepare me for this bizarre intervention, they give me some truth serum.  When they did that, I say to Dr. Phil, you know, you are too damn expensive and besides, you look like such a Bozo.  You really ought to shave the rest of that fringe off.  Really....How's that workin for ya?  Meanwhile Jerry Springer brings out Steve Wilkos the bodyguard and I discover that he and the hostage are the same person.  After this, I think to myself......

[Robmeister]

WTF have I gotten myself into?  All I did--for cryin' out loud--is go for a walk after freshly shaving my noggin....ok there were a few rough spots.  But JEEZ....

[PBurke]

... i wonder if someone will publish this story after i write it? then i head off to........

[Timmay]

Chicago.  Riding this scooter from California I should be able to make the 2008 Sly Guys convention just in time.  As I am just crossing the state line into Nevada...I spot a Ben and Jerrys Ice cream shop.  I decided I needed a break and icecream sounded really good and I walk in order my favorite flavor  Cherry Garcia® Ice Cream  adn as the waitress is handing me the succulant ice cream cone...i look up and OH NO ITS...................

[PBurke]

the other members of letchen grey. they recognize my sbg t-shirt and explain that they are headed to denver to do a reunion show with robbie, and ask if i wanna ride. so i ditch the scooter and jump into the.......