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#90 by Timmay on 05 Aug, 2007 16:45
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the pepperoni's resembled teh fat chicks face.................
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#91 by Timmay on 05 Aug, 2007 18:17
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So I immediately jump up adn run as fast as I can. A big flash of light blinds me and Here I am again....on my walk.....
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#92 by SLYinKC on 05 Aug, 2007 18:27
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Man, this fat chick is really playin with my mind. How can I break loose from her evil grasp. it was at this point that it occurred to me...was I really back at my walk...where this whole ordeal began...or did the fat chick still have me in her powers and was I again halucinating?
And what was behind the evil fat chicks powers...and why couldn't I seem to break free. Then it occurred to me... her power had to be in the perfume. So I decided that the only way I was ever going to be free of the hidious fat chick would be if I could...
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#93 by Razor X on 05 Aug, 2007 18:35
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... sleep with her again, since it was highly unlikely that her heart could stand up to such further exhilaration so soon after our last encounter. It was not something I looked forward to doing, but it was the only way to rid myself of her forever. So I took a deep breath and ...
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#94 by SLYinKC on 05 Aug, 2007 18:43
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and seductively wispered.. OK, babe... If its me you want...I guess it's me you're gonna have...But ya gotta come here and get it. I braced myself, closed my eyes and....
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#95 by wpruitt on 05 Aug, 2007 19:17
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Thought back to every forum in Playboy and Penthouse I had ever read ...
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#96 by Timmay on 05 Aug, 2007 19:18
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I started to feel teh earth tremble and the whole world got quiet. You could on feel the trembling beneath my feet. I stood there with my eyes closed ..braced for the impact. Suddenly the trembling stopped....I was liek ..WHAT! NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING! I have put my self thru misery with teh anticipation of the fat chick perfume lady and this is what I get. A HUGE LET DOWN! Then suddenly i feel this smack on my head, somethign oozing down my noggin....and a lone bird flies over head.......I proceed to cuss teh bird out and I turn around and there she is.....with soem sort of object in her hand....NO NO IT CANT BE !!!!!! NOT THAT...please dont use the............................
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#97 by SLYinKC on 05 Aug, 2007 19:25
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feather duster
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#98 by Razor X on 05 Aug, 2007 21:55
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Somehow she's found out how ticklish I was. I had to make a hasty escape -- pronto. Where was that magic Headblade, anyway? The next thing I knew ....
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#99 by Timmay on 05 Aug, 2007 22:19
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I was riding ontop of a bright pink scooter with chrome wheels and those handle bar pompoms blowing in the wind as I was going down some freeway in Los Angeles. I felt like a movie star everyone stopping along the road holding signs adn banners. Some of the banners read...My Head is so bright ..i gotta wear shades. A road block..........wait....that isnt a road block..what is it? ON no please dotn tell me....it is...........
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#100 by marshd1000 on 05 Aug, 2007 23:07
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Dr. Phil along with Jerry Springer trying to force me into doing a new combination of their two shows. At this point, they try to do a intervention on me. During this, they reveal that the fat perfume chick is none other than Rosie O'Donnel. At this point, I am wondering if the world was coming to an end because I thought that the last thing Rosie would want was sex with a man. As they prepare me for this bizarre intervention, they give me some truth serum. When they did that, I say to Dr. Phil, you know, you are too damn expensive and besides, you look like such a Bozo. You really ought to shave the rest of that fringe off. Really....How's that workin for ya? Meanwhile Jerry Springer brings out Steve Wilkos the bodyguard and I discover that he and the hostage are the same person. After this, I think to myself......
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#101 by Robmeister on 06 Aug, 2007 09:01
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WTF have I gotten myself into? All I did--for cryin' out loud--is go for a walk after freshly shaving my noggin....ok there were a few rough spots. But JEEZ....
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#102 by PBurke on 06 Aug, 2007 14:55
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... i wonder if someone will publish this story after i write it? then i head off to........
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#103 by Timmay on 06 Aug, 2007 17:11
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Chicago. Riding this scooter from California I should be able to make the 2008 Sly Guys convention just in time. As I am just crossing the state line into Nevada...I spot a Ben and Jerrys Ice cream shop. I decided I needed a break and icecream sounded really good and I walk in order my favorite flavor Cherry Garcia® Ice Cream adn as the waitress is handing me the succulant ice cream cone...i look up and OH NO ITS...................
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#104 by PBurke on 06 Aug, 2007 17:19
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the other members of letchen grey. they recognize my sbg t-shirt and explain that they are headed to denver to do a reunion show with robbie, and ask if i wanna ride. so i ditch the scooter and jump into the.......