The never ending story....maybe

[wpruitt]

the "Partridge Family Bus" which had been hijacked by the members of Letchen Grey.  Mrs. Partridge was driving the bus and she was wearing a skimpy...

[SLYinKC]

Asian Kimono and was listening to old Brady Bunch family 8 track tapes.  Lori Partridge was also there as her back up driver and was seving as the bus hostess; serving drinks to letchen grey.  The bus hit a bump and Lori Partidge flew through the air with a serving tray filled with various drinks topped with little umbrellas.  Robbie, lead singer with letchen grey, caught Lori in mid-air, along with her tray of drinks and gently put her down right on top of the .....

[wpruitt]

freshly shaved sly dome he was sporting.  Lori squealed with delight and said, "Where can I find more ......

[Razor X]

" ... Headlube?"   Robbie smiled and said .....

[Timmay]

Well Im sure Mike Brady would know where to buy some more Headlube.  Maybe he can call Sam down at the butcher shop.  A quick phone call to Sam led us to calling Mr Hinklie over at the Green Acres grocery.....OK I give up..Im gettin tired of getting the run around....so I decided to give.......................

[Robmeister]

...Robbie a call because he text-messaged me with an urgent note saying, "I can't keep up the charade.  I'm nothing but a washed-up, middle-aged rock & roll has-been."  And then it dawned on me....so is Lori Partridge.

He then admits that he's feeling guilty because he's really only the drummer for Letchen Grey.  See, Lori thinks drummers are arrogant knot-head narcissists....but she loves lead singers.

Meanwhile back in the Partridge family bus....

[SLYinKC]

Lori is still looking for more SLY domes after experiencing the smoothness of the Robmeister.  Robbies decides that maybe this could turn into something...say....a little more meaningful.  So he decides to take Lori by the hand and looks into her eyes and says...

[Robmeister]

..."Lori, I feel really stupid hanging out in this multi-colored bus...and it's really kinda freakin' me out.  Can we go somewhere more...NORMAL?"
Lori, then says, "You lied to me.  Why were you phony with me."

Robbie aptly replies, "Who's the phony here?  Yer not even Lori Partride.....You're Susan Dey, for cryin' out loud!...gimme a break, man."

Robbie decides he's had enough of all this and begins contemplating a career in law enforcement. 

Meanwhile.....

[SLYinKC]

I'm still sitting on this stupid bus and trying to figure out how I can get back home or at least get my majic headblade back so that I can regain my super powers.  I decide that it's time to ditch the bus and yell up to Mrs. Partridge (I mean Shirley Jones), Hey, stop this bus.  I want off.  They stop the bus, let me off and I am standing in the middle of....

[wpruitt]

a sing-off between the Osmonds and the Von Trapp family.  As I look around trying to plot an escape, what do I see lying on the ground but ........

[Robmeister]

...a steamy pile of human fecal matter.  I shouted, "Oh, C'mon! ... can this get any freakier?!?!"

Then I hear a familiar voice behind me say, "Your nightmares have only just begun, you friggen idiot."

This sends chills up my calves, obliques and lats...I turn 'round and see....

[SLYinKC]

that the fat perfume chick has reappeared and is still messin with my mind.  She reaches out to grab my....

[schro]

half finished Schrotini. Fed up with that worthless tub of goo, I shout, "Back off, Rosie....this is the last Schrotini". From there, I get back on the bus, open the liquor locker, and see Susan Dey....

[Timmay]

shiny bald head and on one finger she holds the magic headblade.  I turn around to run and i fall flat on my face as I had stepped in the human fecal matter....i give an outward cry...GOD PLEASE HELP ME !  I DIDNT MEAN TO SHAVE THE NEIGHBORS CAT.  At that point the fat perfume lady hears that i was cruel to a cat and she begins to............

[SLYinKC]

smother me in her large bossom.  I desparately struggle to break free of her grasp an fall flat on my