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#30
by
PORKY
on 22 Feb, 2008 00:09
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whats long and hard and filled with seamen ? a submarine ! what goes in long , cold n hard , and comes out shorter warm n gooey ? a tootsie roll in your pocket !
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#31
by
Timmay
on 22 Feb, 2008 06:59
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Pork..youre too much
lol
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#32
by
Paul
on 22 Feb, 2008 08:28
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What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
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#33
by
Timmay
on 22 Feb, 2008 08:58
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What does a frog wear on St. Patrick's day?
Nothing
Bumper sticker......If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair and make me scream!
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#34
by
balddad77
on 11 Aug, 2009 12:37
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Two ladies are sitting on opposite sides of the river fishing one evening. The sun is going down and it is starting to get dark. The blonde lady realizes that the brunette has been catching fish all day, and the blonde hasn't caught one.
So the blonde yells over to the brunette "Hey, I see you have been catching fish all day and I haven't caught one. What is your secret?" The brunette sits there for a bit and replies "I think it must be that the current over here is less than where you are." The blonde sits and thinks for a bit about that then shouts back "How bout I come over on your side and try to catch some?"
The brunette realizes she has caught plenty of fish for herself and replies "Sure that would be fine, you just want to swim over here?" The blonde sits for a minute and remembers she can't swim. "Well, I can't swim, so how do you think I can get over there?" The brunette yells back "I tell you what, I will trun on my flashlight since it's dark enough, and you just walk across on the beam." The blonde packs her stuff up and stands up ready to go, then all of a sudden she throws her stuff down and angrily yells back "Heck no! I know you brunettes don't like us blondes. I will get halfway across the river and you will turn the light off!"
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#35
by
Tom McGarry.
on 11 Aug, 2009 12:48
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What's the hardest thing in the world?
Putting it in soft!!
Confucius Say: Seven Day Honeymoon make whole weak!!
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#36
by
Antimidas
on 11 Aug, 2009 13:10
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Tony I'm not calling you a liar but this "story" sounds awfully familiar to another story that Ben Affleck recounts in the movie Good Will Hunting.
According to Snopes, that story has been circulating since 1978 in one form or another.
http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/copcar.asp
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#37
by
Sooner Steve
on 11 Aug, 2009 15:13
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Q: Do you know where you go to see pre-historic cattle?
A: At the moo-seum
Laffy Taffy Special and one of my favorites
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#38
by
GaryT
on 13 Aug, 2009 11:54
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Wow I don't know how I just found this thread but I do have to say,"those were some of the worst jokes I have ever heard!! *big grin"
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#39
by
captianxanax
on 17 Oct, 2009 10:59
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Geography of a woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa-half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30 a woman is like Europe-well developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.
Between 31 and 35 a woman is like Spain-very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like Greece-gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past..
Between 51 and 60 a woman is like Israel-has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70 a woman is like Canada-cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70 she becomes Tibet-widely beautiful with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
The geography of a man
Between 1 and 80 a man is like Iran-ruled by nuts.
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#40
by
Timmay
on 17 Oct, 2009 12:34
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The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus." "Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"
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#41
by
Timmay
on 17 Oct, 2009 12:42
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Confucius says...
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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#42
by
aarrggh
on 17 Oct, 2009 13:45
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What`s the best way too eat a chicken ?
Put one leg around each ear .
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#43
by
aarrggh
on 19 Oct, 2009 20:01
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Why was the legless man run out of town ??
He had no visible means of support ..