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Offline cory_rudy98

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So stupid they are funny...
« on: February 05, 2008, 03:19:38 PM »
This is for the jokes that aren't really funny, but they are really corny and somewhat funny. 

I have to say that I actually laughed when I heard this joke:

Q - "What's the only animal on Noah's Ark that didn't come in pairs?" 

A - "Worms...they came in apples."
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Re: So stupid they are funny...
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2008, 06:49:58 PM »
That's like one you'd see on Laffy Taffy
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Re: So stupid they are funny...
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2008, 09:11:07 PM »
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ....ha .................ha..............................ha..............Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats bad! LOL
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Re: So stupid they are funny...
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2008, 11:22:45 PM »
What do you call a cow 2 legs?

Lean Beef
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Re: So stupid they are funny...
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2008, 07:05:09 AM »
what do you call a cow with no legs..?

Ground beef!
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Re: So stupid they are funny...
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2008, 07:10:16 AM »
Here's one I would tell my students when I taught 1st grade. It killed with the under 7 year old demographic:

Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?

A: Nothing, it just waved  :*))
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Re: So stupid they are funny...
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2008, 08:44:23 AM »
Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
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Re: So stupid they are funny...
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2008, 09:36:00 AM »
3 guys fell in the warm waters of the gulf of mexico.  why is it that they did not get wet hair?


because all 3 were  sly... 8) 8)

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Re: So stupid they are funny...
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2008, 10:06:41 AM »
Two guys at University of Kentucky were outside the school doing a project the professor had instructed them to do.  They had to outside and measure the hieght of the flag pole that was outside.  An IU student was sitting on the bank of the Ohio River looking across watching these two students trying to figure out a way to measure this flag pole.  Many attempts failed as one tried to climb the pole.  Finally the IU student hollers over at the UK students and tells them he has a better idea.  He told them they should just lay the pole down and measure it that way. The UK students holler back ....You dont know what you are talking about ...the Prof. told us to measure the Height..not the WIDTH!.........
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Re: So stupid they are funny...
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2008, 12:06:35 PM »
"Has the deer got any dough?"

"Yeh, two bucks"    yuk  yuk  yuk
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Re: So stupid they are funny...
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2008, 12:10:59 PM »
Friar Tuck walks up to Robin Hood and says, "Where are your buccaneers?"

Robin Hood says, "Under my bucking hat!"
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Re: So stupid they are funny...
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2008, 12:40:03 PM »


Q: What did the big casket say to the little casket?

A: Is that you coughin'?
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Re: So stupid they are funny...
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2008, 12:56:20 PM »
Things you dont say to a Mortician when business is slow...
Kinda dead around here isnt it?
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Re: So stupid they are funny...
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2008, 05:27:01 PM »
I really like the ocean waved one. 
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Re: So stupid they are funny...
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2008, 06:05:48 PM »
Q:What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

A:Nothing, you have already told her twice.
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