Hi From the UK

[PigPen]

Subtitles, translation...whatever. Just give us a clue is all I ask.

[Blagadan]

jaypers lads, we could be blatherin on like the boyo and ye'd have nare a clue what we're on about

[PBurke]

not that hard to figure out.

[Johnny]

After a few beers we would all talk the same anyway, then there would be no need for translation.

[Noner]

You can talk after beer??? I have got to try that!

[Tyler]

jaypers lads, we could be blatherin on like the boyo and ye'd have nare a clue what we're on about

Good dags. D'ya like dags?


Yeah, I watched Snatch with the Pikey subtitles!

[Argyle]

Let me guess..... Mary Poppins for a tru cockney accent too

[ar3inc]

Good dags. D'ya like dags?


Yeah, I watched Snatch with the Pikey subtitles!

You so stole what I was going to say, Tyler!   I love Snatch & Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.  Great movies.

Last year I was in an army Course were one of my instructors was a British officer.  It was kinda funny how by the end we started using a lot of the “English.” 

[Tyler]

You so stole what I was going to say, Tyler!   I love Snatch & Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.  Great movies.

Sorry bro, those are two of my favorites also.

Last year I was in an army Course were one of my instructors was a British officer.  It was kinda funny how by the end we started using a lot of the “English.” 

Did he smoke fags and talk on the dog and bone?

[ar3inc]

No, he didn't smoke fags.  I had a friend from Germany that opened me up to that expression.

[Tyler]

No, he didn't smoke fags.  I had a friend from Germany that opened me up to that expression.

LOL.  My British friends used to use that expression all the time to throw us Americans off.

[ar3inc]

It was interesting the first few weeks.  We felt like we needed a translator.   He did actually one day pull in another instructor cuz we just stood there with the deer in the headlights look.

[Argyle]

You want to try living where i live in Yorkshire.  I have worked for my company for six years and we have had the same security guy all that time.  His accent and dialect is so strong that even now i reckon i only get about 1 out of 2 words!!  It is like a French listening exam at school.  You have to be dead careul or you miss the punchline - the saving grace is that no one laughs at his jokes more than him

[Professor Melon]

  Dear Chris: you look really good, and, if the wife's on board, stay with it. I shaved it off two month ago, and have had overwhelmingly positive responses. The alteratives (hair plugs, weaves, rugs, and the comb-over) are all unacceptable. So get used to being totally and happily bald. There is an honesty in this thing, not to mention a cleanliness. Professor Melon

[Argyle]

This may be sad, but i can honestly say that finding this site is one of the best things i have done in ages.  Not only has it convinced me that bald is cool, and that baldys come in all shapes sizes and hair lines, but i am astounded at just what a cool bunch of people there are on here. 

Thanks guys for making me feel so at home so quickly.