Hi From the UK

[PBurke]

kids are great. i agree. .........but i understand, more and more everyday, why some animals eat their young at birth. it is easier. my 13 year old came home from the movies with a hickie last night. damn i feel old.

[wpruitt]

kids are great. i agree. .........but i understand, more and more everyday, why some animals eat their young at birth. it is easier. my 13 year old came home from the movies with a hickie last night. damn i feel old.

My friend, it is time you started meeting dates at the door and care the ____ outta them with your large, intimidating bald presence.

Dang these kids are starting younger and younger.  I would easily say 80% of HS juniors and seniors are sexually active in some form or fashion.  I had at least one girl in each of my classes this semester who already had a baby.  In a couple of cases the dad's were still in HS too.

[PBurke]

kids are great. i agree. .........but i understand, more and more everyday, why some animals eat their young at birth. it is easier. my 13 year old came home from the movies with a hickie last night. damn i feel old.

My friend, it is time you started meeting dates at the door and care the ____ outta them with your large, intimidating bald presence.

Dang these kids are starting younger and younger.  I would easily say 80% of HS juniors and seniors are sexually active in some form or fashion.  I had at least one girl in each of my classes this semester who already had a baby.  In a couple of cases the dad's were still in HS too.

the problem with that is that they all know i am not a mean guy. guess i need to change my friendly ways.

[BaldRob]

the problem with that is that they all know i am not a mean guy. guess i need to change my friendly ways.

Take up a new hobby... like gun cleaning or knife sharpening!

[Tyler]

kids are great. i agree. .........but i understand, more and more everyday, why some animals eat their young at birth. it is easier. my 13 year old came home from the movies with a hickie last night. damn i feel old.

Schedule a shotgun cleaning the same time your wife invites him over for dinner.  Then invite him outside for a little chat.

[wpruitt]

kids are great. i agree. .........but i understand, more and more everyday, why some animals eat their young at birth. it is easier. my 13 year old came home from the movies with a hickie last night. damn i feel old.

Schedule a shotgun cleaning the same time your wife invites him over for dinner.  Then invite him outside for a little chat.

I actually knew a girl whose dad made it a point to show her dates his large and extensive gun collection, his sharpshooter medals, and all the stuffed animal heads mounted in his den ... He had absolutely no concerns about his daughter.

[PBurke]

Rodney Atkins has a song about that. even if you don't like country you should check it out.


Schedule a shotgun cleaning the same time your wife invites him over for dinner.  Then invite him outside for a little chat.   quote from tyler.



My SON is 13. don't scare me like that.

[Tyler]

My SON is 13. don't scare me like that.

Sorry, I assumed your 13 yr old was a daughter...LOL

In that case, give your son a high 5 and talk to him about the birds and the bees.

[PBurke]

had that talk a while back. he asked for condoms when it was over. i poured a stiff drink when it was over.

[wpruitt]

had that talk a while back. he asked for condoms when it was over. i poured a stiff drink when it was over.

Bro, better to be scared now - and to scare the daylights out of him, than in a couple of years to be known as Grandpa.  Since there is so little sex ed in schools, he needs to learn all the facts.  We lost a real bright kid last year because he had to drop out so he could support his child.  I also have four or five dads who take a less honorable path and just not pay support.  Most kids have no thought for birth control - it makes them "less a man".  Don't allow your son to fall into this trap.

[ar3inc]

Schedule a shotgun cleaning the same time your wife invites him over for dinner.  Then invite him outside for a little chat.

When I was in high school I had a dad show me his collection of targets 4-in steel plates.  

It didn’t work!

[Tyler]

I think the progression of posts is hilarious.  We go from Argyle introducing himself to talking about kids having sex and what to do about it...see what you started Argyle!!  LOL  You never know what's going to happen at SBG.

[PigPen]

I think the progression of posts is hilarious.  We go from Argyle introducing himself to talking about kids having sex and what to do about it...see what you started Argyle!!  LOL  You never know what's going to happen at SBG.

Never a dull moment around here, that's for sure

[Argyle]

I am conviced she is just saying that or is it perhaps because i like her trying to persuade me otherwise!!

My missus likes me shaved, makes me look younger.  It's always a cool "hairstyle" in my opinion.

Anyway she is 17 weeks pregnant with my first child so i guess that is a good sign eh??

Congrats, you dirty dog.

p.s. my missus is also 'up the spout'.  convincing evidence if any is needed of the bald man's studliness.

Perhaps now is the time to phase in copious quantities of UK and Ireland dialect and slang.  lol

[BaldRob]

Perhaps now is the time to phase in copious quantities of UK and Ireland dialect and slang.  lol

As long as it comes with subtitles, we'll be OK!