Yo Mamma is so stupid she went to Radio Shack to get a cord for her cordless phone.
Yo momma so poor...she would unplug the clocks before she went to bed.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
Yo mamma is so fat, she's on both sides of the family!
Yo Momma is so scary they renamed Halloween "Yo Momma-Ween"
(Stolen from a current TV commercial)
Your mother is so fat that if she doesnt do something about it soon she will be more prone to develop heart disease specifically cardiomyopathy which is a real problem in obese people.
For help and facts please go to
http://www.americanheart.org
Your mother is so fat that if she doesnt do something about it soon she will be more prone to develop heart disease specifically cardiomyopathy which is a real problem in obese people.
For help and facts please go to http://www.americanheart.org
You sure know how to kill a joke, don't you?
LOL......thats funny Jdog
LOL......thats funny Jdog
Glad you saw the humor in it Tim.