Author Topic: Yo Mamma (Read 9329 times)

Timmay · « **on:** December 06, 2007, 06:40:38 AM »

Yo momma so ugly...the birds fly upside down do they dont sh*t on her!

Hawk · « **Reply #1 on:** December 06, 2007, 07:42:51 AM »

Yo mama is so UGLY they filmed "Gorilla's in the Mist" in her shower!

warhawk · « **Reply #2 on:** December 06, 2007, 09:13:23 AM »

yo momma is so fat that when she gets on a scale it says 2 B continued.

WARHAWK

Hawk · « **Reply #3 on:** December 06, 2007, 09:16:38 AM »

Yo mama's so nasty she has more crabs than RED LOBSTER!

Marz · « **Reply #4 on:** December 06, 2007, 09:27:04 AM »

Yo Momma so fat she bleeds gravy

Hawk · « **Reply #5 on:** December 06, 2007, 09:31:22 AM »

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button's got an echo.

warhawk · « **Reply #6 on:** December 06, 2007, 09:38:35 AM »

EVERY girl has a right 2 get ugly but yo momma abused the privilege.

WARHAWK

Marz · « **Reply #7 on:** December 06, 2007, 09:43:46 AM »

Yo Momma is so nasty her crabs ride around in dune buggies.

Timmay · « **Reply #8 on:** December 06, 2007, 09:47:04 AM »

yo momma is so fat..she sat on a rainbow..and richard simmons popped out!

Hawk · « **Reply #9 on:** December 06, 2007, 09:54:05 AM »

Yo MAMA is so hairy it looks like she has BUCKWHEAT in a headlock!

Timmay · « **Reply #10 on:** December 06, 2007, 09:54:56 AM »

Yo momma so short, she models for trophys

Timmay · « **Reply #11 on:** December 06, 2007, 09:56:19 AM »

Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Marz · « **Reply #12 on:** December 06, 2007, 09:56:42 AM »

Yo mommas so fat when she wears a red dress the kids scream "Hey Kool Aid"

Hawk · « **Reply #13 on:** December 06, 2007, 09:57:50 AM »

Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.

Marz · « **Reply #14 on:** December 06, 2007, 10:00:39 AM »

Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!