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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #45 on: December 06, 2007, 03:33:49 PM »
Yo mama is so fat, when she wears yellow people think she's a school bus.
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #46 on: December 06, 2007, 03:35:35 PM »
Yo mama is so fat, she has to ride to the store on a flatbed.
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #47 on: December 06, 2007, 03:52:41 PM »
Yo mama's so fat, she got her own zip code
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #48 on: December 06, 2007, 06:22:08 PM »
Yo mama so fat that greenpeace towed her ass in the ocean when she tried to sunbathe on the beach!
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #49 on: December 06, 2007, 06:40:18 PM »
yo mamma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #50 on: December 06, 2007, 07:01:56 PM »
yo momma so nasty she had to creep up on bathwater
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #51 on: December 06, 2007, 07:03:20 PM »
yo momma so old, I told her to act her age and she died!
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #52 on: December 06, 2007, 09:27:41 PM »
Quote from: TimmJ on December 06, 2007, 02:04:32 PM
ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh bald freak...Did you have to?  LOL

I know, a little too crude, but I sprayed pop out my nose when it was told to me.
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #53 on: December 06, 2007, 10:46:18 PM »
OK I dont know which is worse...seeing ya momma's panties or pop coming out of your nose.............. :-\
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #54 on: December 06, 2007, 10:50:50 PM »
yo Momma so fat, when she wear her Malcolm X jacket, helicopters try to land on her.
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #55 on: December 06, 2007, 10:56:25 PM »
Yo momma so fat they are tryin to send her to space to plug up the hole in the ozone layer
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #56 on: December 07, 2007, 07:10:28 AM »
Yo mama is so HAIRY she looks like BIG FOOT in and TANK TOP!
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #57 on: December 07, 2007, 11:23:32 AM »
Quote from: Tyler on December 06, 2007, 03:35:35 PM
Yo mama is so fat, she has to ride to the store on a flatbed.

yo momma so fat..only way she can get food is from MEALS ON WHEELS!
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #58 on: December 07, 2007, 02:06:57 PM »
 Your momma's so fat,

she doesn't have a tailor, she has a contractor.  :o

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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #59 on: December 10, 2007, 09:40:36 PM »
YO MAMA SO FAT...  she wanted to go skydiving and they had to use a c130to take her and THEN she got stuck in a big ass cloud !
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