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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #60 on: December 10, 2007, 10:11:32 PM »
Yo mama starred in Operation Dumbo Drop.... guess which role!
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #61 on: December 11, 2007, 02:11:02 PM »
Yo momma so fat, she's the only woman who can make Richard Simmons sport wood.
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #62 on: December 11, 2007, 09:27:02 PM »
THATS WHY HE WEARS THOSE SHORTS!
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #63 on: December 11, 2007, 09:29:30 PM »
Quote from: Bald_freak on December 11, 2007, 02:11:02 PM
Yo momma so fat, she's the only woman who can make Richard Simmons sport wood.
They call that a nub in the south!!
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #64 on: December 14, 2007, 11:53:59 AM »
Yo mama so ugly, everyday is Halloween in her house!
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #65 on: December 14, 2007, 01:09:19 PM »
i was gonna take yo momma hunting for rabbits one time. she showed up with no gun and i asked her "where is your gun?" she told me she was just gonna ugly the rabbits to death. i brought her ass home cause she woulda' tore 'em up too bad.
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #66 on: January 02, 2008, 02:45:37 PM »
YO MOMMA is sooo fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.

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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #67 on: January 03, 2008, 12:09:35 AM »
YO MAMA  :px SO BROKE , SHE GOT HELD UP LAST WEEK AND ALL THEY GOT WAS PRACTICE ! :Xo!
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #68 on: January 03, 2008, 02:08:02 AM »
Yo momma so ugly, when she was a kid, only way the dog would play with her is for her momma to tie a steak to her face.
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #69 on: January 03, 2008, 07:29:57 AM »
Yo mamma so stinky that she wears a pine tree car scent as a necklace and she thinks she is Ghetto!
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #70 on: January 07, 2008, 08:20:08 PM »
Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags.
 I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #71 on: January 07, 2008, 11:29:26 PM »
Yo Momma's teeth are so crooked she eats corn on the cob through a picket fence.
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #72 on: January 07, 2008, 11:33:10 PM »
Yo Momma so old,
she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade!
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #73 on: January 08, 2008, 06:54:37 AM »
Well...Yo mamma so stupid...the orange juice box said concentrate ...so she stared at it..
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Re: Yo Mamma
« Reply #74 on: January 09, 2008, 02:10:12 AM »
Yo Mamma is so stupid she sold her only gun to buy ammo.
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