Why would someone want this?

[Laser Man]

What was strange about the Janet Jackson Super Bowl incident is that no one seemed to mind the disclaimers on the Cialis commercials like "consult your doctor if your erection lasts more that 4 hours."  These ran several times during the Super Bowl.  Guess no one really pays attention to the commercials...

[Chavster]

The Janet Jackson brouhaha was because it happened during the Superbowl when a lot of young kids were watching.  I hadn't heard about changing the stage-show name in Florida, but since there is a sizeable older population there, I'm not too surprised that the original title wasn't well received.

Yeah but older people have, um, hoo hah's too The ladies obviously. And its likely the older guys have seen more of them than younger guys

I didnt know about the Janet thing. I thought it happened during a music video or something.

[Chavster]

consult your doctor if your erection lasts more that 4 hours

I wouldnt consult a doctor, I'd just celebrate and throw a party

[Razor X]

I didnt know about the Janet thing. I thought it happened during a music video or something.

It was the halftime show during the Superbowl.

[Razor X]

Yeah but older people have, um, hoo hah's too The ladies obviously. And its likely the older guys have seen more of them than younger guys

They have them but they don't like to talk about them.

[Chavster]

Yeah I suppose

[Slynito]

Y'all can offend me with nipples, titties and pussys all day, but don't write me bad checks!

[Chavster]

Hmmm. Is that a word we can use here?

 

[tomgallagher]

You can say "bad checks" any time you like.

[Chavster]

Phew. Thats ok then

[D.A.L.U.I.]

Well neither do I, but after that Janet Jackson incident a few years ago, when it seemed as if the entire US was going to crumble into oblivion at the site of a nipple, I assumed there must be some pretty severe anti-nipple laws over there

The extent of the hypocrisy was evident in the language--they couldn't say Janet Jackson's breast was exposed.  Not so simple, nowhere near so direct.  Instead, they went into euphemism overload, they termed it, "wardrobe malfunction!"  It takes longer to say it than her tit and a covered tit at that was on screen!
She had planned it--her nipple was covered with a pasty like they use on Bourbon Street for the strippers, oh I'm sorry wrong term, the exotic dancers!  Dance without them, nudity and a violation of the law.  With them, art .  And this in a town where the tourist college coeds flash their boobies without any pasty to get beads from the floats during Carnival--that's generally downtown where the tourists predominate.  It's family value time kids.

[Razor X]

The term "wardrobe malfunction" was coined by Justin Timberlake ( or more likely, one of his handlers), in one of the attempts to explain away the entire inicident as an accident.

[D.A.L.U.I.]

the entire inicident as an accident.

Not too swift when she'd prepared with a pasty on the titty.  Maybe it was the Boy Scout training, be prepared. 

[Razor X]

the entire inicident as an accident.

Not too swift when she'd prepared with a pasty on the titty.  Maybe it was the Boy Scout training, be prepared. 

That's one of the reasons nobody believed them.

[Laser Man]

Regarding the Janet Jackson incident, we should have all complained to the NFL, not because of the nipple, but because they thought Janet Jackson would be a good halftime act!