I think I'm losing my mind today

I woke up in the middle of the night and realized I had forgot to take out my contacts. So I took them out and threw them away (which is ok because I wear the dailys). After waking up, I put a fresh pair of contacts in and started my morning routine. The whole time I started getting dizzy and my sight out of my right eye was foggy. So, I took my contact out and cleaned it off and put it back in. Didn't help. So, I tried again...still didn't help. So, then I decided to take the contact out and throw it away. After chucking it in the trash I looked up at the clock for some reason and noticed it was clear...weird. Then I looked around the bathroom some more with my left eye closed...everything is clear. Basically I didn't take my right contact out last night and ended up putting another one on top of it...

On top of that, I wore one of my watches that has a dead battery. I just looked at my watch and thought, damn it's 4 pm already? Nope! Just a dead battery.

I can hear the guys in white coats coming now.
Get out of my chair!!
I'd of gone back to bed and started over!
I think I agree with Paul on this one. Sounds rough bro but of course the slyness within you got you through it.
Yeah, it's cool. I'm going to see 300 tonight, so my day is getting better as it goes on.