I think I'm losing my mind today

I woke up in the middle of the night and realized I had forgot to take out my contacts. So I took them out and threw them away (which is ok because I wear the dailys). After waking up, I put a fresh pair of contacts in and started my morning routine. The whole time I started getting dizzy and my sight out of my right eye was foggy. So, I took my contact out and cleaned it off and put it back in. Didn't help. So, I tried again...still didn't help. So, then I decided to take the contact out and throw it away. After chucking it in the trash I looked up at the clock for some reason and noticed it was clear...weird. Then I looked around the bathroom some more with my left eye closed...everything is clear. Basically I didn't take my right contact out last night and ended up putting another one on top of it...

On top of that, I wore one of my watches that has a dead battery. I just looked at my watch and thought, damn it's 4 pm already? Nope! Just a dead battery.

I can hear the guys in white coats coming now.
Get out of my chair!!