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Offline MagmaBabe

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a smile for monday :)
« on: July 07, 2008, 02:13:35 AM »
A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'.

Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, 'Last year I got the measles and
my mum said it was contagious.'

'Well done, Roland,' says the teacher.

'Can anyone else try?'
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, 'My grandma says there's a
bug going round, and it's contagious.'

'Well done, Katie,' says the teacher. 'Anyone else?'

Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, 'Our next door
neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will
take the contagious.'
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Offline Mikekoz13

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Re: a smile for monday :)
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2008, 05:32:46 AM »
I had to think about it for a minute............. funny!
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Re: a smile for monday :)
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2008, 06:12:57 AM »
Quote from: Mikekoz13 on July 07, 2008, 05:32:46 AM
I had to think about it for a minute............. funny!

Took me about 2 minutes...but, yes, a monday funny!

Thanks, M.Babe

As long as we're in the classroom, I'll ad a monday funny that comes to me mind.

Teacher:  Who can tell me what happened over the weekend

Little Jimmy:  My dog got run over

Teacher:  Oh, Jimmy, that's terrible

Little Jimmy:  Yeah, car ran right over his ass

Teacher:  Rectum, Jimmy, Rectum

Little Jimmy:  RECTUM?.......DARN NEAR KILLED'M !
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Re: a smile for monday :)
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2008, 06:31:05 AM »
Quote from: Robmeister on July 07, 2008, 06:12:57 AM
Quote from: Mikekoz13 on July 07, 2008, 05:32:46 AM
I had to think about it for a minute............. funny!

Took me about 2 minutes...but, yes, a monday funny!

Thanks, M.Babe

As long as we're in the classroom, I'll ad a monday funny that comes to me mind.

Teacher:  Who can tell me what happened over the weekend

Little Jimmy:  My dog got run over

Teacher:  Oh, Jimmy, that's terrible

Little Jimmy:  Yeah, car ran right over his ass

Teacher:  Rectum, Jimmy, Rectum

Little Jimmy:  RECTUM?.......DARN NEAR KILLED'M !

 ;D  O0

Oi! post your jokes on ya own bleedin' thread!  :P

j/k  :@`
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Re: a smile for monday :)
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2008, 08:15:22 AM »
You tell 'em Magma.
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Re: a smile for monday :)
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2008, 12:01:06 PM »
I really had to put the accent on it before the light went on. :*))

Thanks MB! O0
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Re: a smile for monday :)
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2008, 01:23:17 PM »
lol, I had to rethink that one a few times, funny!!
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Re: a smile for monday :)
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2008, 04:20:36 PM »
Quote from: MagmaBabe on July 07, 2008, 06:31:05 AM
Oi! post your jokes on ya own bleedin' thread!  :P

 !p

My bad...I was thinking I was intruding a bit.....but then me thinks...

M.babe wuvs me.. :@`
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Re: a smile for monday :)
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2008, 05:11:57 PM »
Quote from: Robmeister on July 07, 2008, 04:20:36 PM
Quote from: MagmaBabe on July 07, 2008, 06:31:05 AM
Oi! post your jokes on ya own bleedin' thread!  :P

 !p

My bad...I was thinking I was intruding a bit.....but then me thinks...

M.babe wuvs me.. :@`

aaaaw, me does wuv yoo!  :@`  :D
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Re: a smile for monday :)
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2008, 05:56:53 PM »
Quote from: fr8train on July 07, 2008, 12:01:06 PM
I really had to put the accent on it before the light went on. :*))

Thanks MB! O0
Haha! Me too. Nice one. Though kinda foul mouthed for a lady to be telling.  :P
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Re: a smile for monday :)
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2008, 10:33:37 PM »
Wow I must have a potty mind or something because I got it on the first read...lol
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Re: a smile for monday :)
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2008, 12:57:47 AM »
Quote from: J Digory on July 07, 2008, 05:56:53 PM
Quote from: fr8train on July 07, 2008, 12:01:06 PM
I really had to put the accent on it before the light went on. :*))

Thanks MB! O0
Haha! Me too. Nice one. Though kinda foul mouthed for a lady to be telling.  :P

yeah, well I don't see no fuckin' lady  :D  ;D
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Re: a smile for monday :)
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2008, 01:54:21 AM »
Quote from: MagmaBabe on July 08, 2008, 12:57:47 AM
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yeah, well I don't see no f**kin' lady  :D  ;D



i think i am in love.    :@` :@` :@` :@`   wannna run away magma? ha ha ha
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Re: a smile for monday :)
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2008, 09:42:31 PM »
Good one Magma !
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Re: a smile for monday :)
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2008, 07:56:09 AM »
it took me a moment or 2 to figure out MB's joke... but it was funny.

isn't MB such an angel. she loves her sly guys. :@`
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