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a smile for monday :) by MagmaBabe on 07 Jul, 2008 02:13
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A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'.
Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, 'Last year I got the measles and
my mum said it was contagious.'
'Well done, Roland,' says the teacher.
'Can anyone else try?'
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, 'My grandma says there's a
bug going round, and it's contagious.'
'Well done, Katie,' says the teacher. 'Anyone else?'
Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, 'Our next door
neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will
take the contagious.'
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#1 by Mikekoz13 on 07 Jul, 2008 05:32
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I had to think about it for a minute............. funny!
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#2 by Robmeister on 07 Jul, 2008 06:12
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I had to think about it for a minute............. funny!
Took me about 2 minutes...but, yes, a monday funny!
Thanks, M.Babe
As long as we're in the classroom, I'll ad a monday funny that comes to me mind.
Teacher: Who can tell me what happened over the weekend
Little Jimmy: My dog got run over
Teacher: Oh, Jimmy, that's terrible
Little Jimmy: Yeah, car ran right over his ass
Teacher: Rectum, Jimmy, Rectum
Little Jimmy: RECTUM?.......DARN NEAR KILLED'M ! -
#3 by MagmaBabe on 07 Jul, 2008 06:31
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I had to think about it for a minute............. funny!
Took me about 2 minutes...but, yes, a monday funny!
Thanks, M.Babe
As long as we're in the classroom, I'll ad a monday funny that comes to me mind.
Teacher: Who can tell me what happened over the weekend
Little Jimmy: My dog got run over
Teacher: Oh, Jimmy, that's terrible
Little Jimmy: Yeah, car ran right over his ass
Teacher: Rectum, Jimmy, Rectum
Little Jimmy: RECTUM?.......DARN NEAR KILLED'M !
Oi! post your jokes on ya own bleedin' thread!
j/k
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#4 by tomgallagher on 07 Jul, 2008 08:15
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You tell 'em Magma.
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#5 by FR8TRAIN on 07 Jul, 2008 12:01
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I really had to put the accent on it before the light went on.
Thanks MB!
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#6 by jhickman on 07 Jul, 2008 13:23
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lol, I had to rethink that one a few times, funny!!
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#7 by Robmeister on 07 Jul, 2008 16:20
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Oi! post your jokes on ya own bleedin' thread!
My bad...I was thinking I was intruding a bit.....but then me thinks...
M.babe wuvs me..
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#8 by MagmaBabe on 07 Jul, 2008 17:11
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Oi! post your jokes on ya own bleedin' thread!
My bad...I was thinking I was intruding a bit.....but then me thinks...
M.babe wuvs me..
aaaaw, me does wuv yoo! 
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#9 by J Digory on 07 Jul, 2008 17:56
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I really had to put the accent on it before the light went on.
Haha! Me too. Nice one. Though kinda foul mouthed for a lady to be telling.
Thanks MB!
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#10 by Timmay on 07 Jul, 2008 22:33
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Wow I must have a potty mind or something because I got it on the first read...lol
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#11 by MagmaBabe on 08 Jul, 2008 00:57
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I really had to put the accent on it before the light went on.
Haha! Me too. Nice one. Though kinda foul mouthed for a lady to be telling.
Thanks MB!
yeah, well I don't see no fuckin' lady
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#12 by PBurke on 08 Jul, 2008 01:54
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yeah, well I don't see no f**kin' lady
i think i am in love. wannna run away magma? ha ha ha
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#13 by wpruitt on 08 Jul, 2008 21:42
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Good one Magma !
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#14 by frostillicus123 on 09 Jul, 2008 07:56
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it took me a moment or 2 to figure out MB's joke... but it was funny.
isn't MB such an angel. she loves her sly guys.