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Offline Timmay

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You might be a redneck if..........................
« on: January 13, 2008, 06:33:25 PM »
Your wife is quoted in the local newspaper saying the following......


  Debra Jackson said she likes
shopping at the local Dollar
Palace because it is conven-
ient and casual.
   "I don't have to get all dress-
ed  up like I'm going to WalMart
or something."
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Re: You might be a redneck if..........................
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2008, 07:12:12 PM »
That lady must have been from my hometown in SW MO.  Sounds like a hillbilly, if there ever was one. :*))
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Re: You might be a redneck if..........................
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2008, 07:33:18 PM »
Man that short sentence sums up an entire group of people.

"Dressing up to go to Wal-Mart"...That is legendary
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Re: You might be a redneck if..........................
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2008, 11:58:00 PM »
Ya MIGHT be a redneck iffen the first name on your houndawgs papers is the same as the one on yer girls berthen certifikate
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