Boudreaux was sittin in his favorite waterin hole, just sippin on one of them pops wit da foam on top when his ole buddy Tibodeaux walks in. tib say " hey boo, did you hear what da louisiana department wildlife jus came out wit?" boo said "Mais no tib. what dey said?" "Dey said dat we need to take precaushuns cause dey are so many alligators in da swamp." "What kinda precaushuns dey say we need to take, tib?" Tib say " dey want people to wear little bells on their clothing to warn da gators, but not scare dem gators. Dey also say dat pepole should carry pepper spray in case you see a gator." Boudreaux say " mais dat don't sound like a bad idea tib. what else dey say?" tib adds, " dey say people should watch for fresh gator signs and should learn to tell da difference from baby gators and big mama gators."
" well did dey say what da difference was between baby gator droppings and moma gator droppings?" asks booudreaux
tib say " Dey sho did boo. Da baby dropping is small and contain fish bones an such. da big ole moma gator droppings contains little bells and smells like pepper spray."
