Grandpa's on the porch again...........

[Timmay]

Ya gotta love Gramma!

GRANDPA'S ON THE PORCH AGAIN



  A man came to visit his grandparents, and he
noticed
  his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the
rocking
  chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on
from
  the waist down.



 "Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out
in
  the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed.





  The old man looked off in the distance without

answering.



 "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here
with
  nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.



  The old man slowly looked at him and said,



 "Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt
on,
  and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's
idea.

[SLYinKC]

 

[warhawk]

timmy....good one.

WARHAWK

[PORKY]

Gramps is sittin on the porch , lookin out at lil jimmy his grandson. Lil jimmy was just lyin on the lawn tryin to shove thi wigglin worm back into its hole, Gramps says" hey jimmy , if ya get that ther werm back into its hole i'll give ya 10$."  lIL JJimmy gets up and runs off tawards the garage and then wanders back picks up the ol worm gives it a shot of spray shelliac and gives it a lil puff of wind . Jimmy bends over and slides the ol werm inta the hole and walks towards gramps. Gramps reaches for his wallet smiling , and gives jimmy th prommised 10$and turns and walks inta the house .Well about an hour goes by , and Gramps comes back outta the house and calls Jimmys name, Jimmy comes runnin and says "whats up, Gramps?"  gramps reaches out and hands Jimmy 20$ this time. BUT GRAMPS, ya alreaddy paid me the 10$  gramps smiles and says " THE 20$ IS FROM YER GRAN MOM "