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Hawk
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December 06, 2007, 10:01:04 AM »
Yo mama's so fat, she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes.
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Hawk
"I live life in the fast lane and my hair couldn't keep up"
warhawk
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December 06, 2007, 10:01:55 AM »
yo momma is so poor she couldn't afford a tampon so she had U.
WARHAWK
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Marz
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December 06, 2007, 10:11:17 AM »
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
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Hawk
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Reply #18 on:
December 06, 2007, 10:25:53 AM »
Yo mama's so fat, when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof.
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Hawk
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Timmay
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December 06, 2007, 10:46:43 AM »
Yo momma so fat...when she went bungee jumping..she went straight to hell
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Timmay
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December 06, 2007, 10:48:41 AM »
Yo momma's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
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PBurke
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December 06, 2007, 10:49:42 AM »
yo momma so fat..... she got disqualified from the eating contest. they said it wasn't fair to everyone else.
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Timmay
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December 06, 2007, 10:52:33 AM »
Yo momma's teeth so rotten when she smiles they look like dice.
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Marz
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December 06, 2007, 10:56:44 AM »
Yo Momma is so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick other peoples fingers
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warhawk
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December 06, 2007, 11:08:45 AM »
yo momma is so fat that when she plays hopscotch....she jumps and yells out CLEVELAND, CHICAGO, NEW ORLEANS, and LA.
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Timmay
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December 06, 2007, 11:11:47 AM »
Yo momma so ugly ...we all beat the crap out of Warhawk!
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PigPen
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December 06, 2007, 11:24:58 AM »
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, she spits butter
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PigPen
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December 06, 2007, 11:25:43 AM »
Yo mama's so dumb, when she heard it was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl.
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Timmay
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December 06, 2007, 11:26:15 AM »
yo momma's teeth are so yellow..i cant believe its not butter!
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PigPen
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December 06, 2007, 11:27:30 AM »
Yo mama's so poor, I saw her grabbin cardboard boxes behind Wal-Mart and when I asked what she was doing. She said, remodeling.
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