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THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
« on: July 30, 2007, 08:19:13 PM »
THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough,as they could not afford a larger bed.  So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.  So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

 ( you'll love this...)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.


This procedure also works in Tennessee, Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, Mississippi, Missouri, North Carolina, Florida, West Virginia, ILLINOIS and Washington DC

« Last Edit: August 03, 2007, 10:38:17 AM by wpruitt »
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Re: THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2007, 09:23:26 PM »
 :*)) :*)) :*))

Hilarious!!
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Re: THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2007, 10:10:57 PM »
GOOD ONE!!! :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :D :D :D :D

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Re: THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2007, 05:03:12 PM »
I could have saved myself a boat load of money a few months ago.
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Re: THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2007, 08:28:55 AM »
Damn you didnt mention Indiana.....Is it a legal procedure here in Indiana?
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Re: THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2007, 09:05:25 AM »
LMAO Bill  :*)) :*)) :*))  Though I detected the noticable absence of GEORGIA in that list!
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Re: THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2007, 09:52:40 AM »
Surely Georgia,Indiana and Ohio are on that list.  ;D
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Re: THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2007, 10:22:43 AM »
Quote from: Paul on August 03, 2007, 09:05:25 AM
LMAO Bill  :*)) :*)) :*))  Though I detected the noticable absence of GEORGIA in that list!
Very quick Paul ... Took 4 days to figure that one out!!
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Re: THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2007, 10:26:55 AM »
Hey, I am a special ed teacher ya know.  My ADD got in the way
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Re: THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2007, 10:53:36 AM »
someone forgot yoopers on that list. but then again with that smell, breeding aint much of an option anyway. :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) >:D
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Re: THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2007, 10:58:57 AM »
Paulie are you a cajun fella yourself.
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Re: THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2007, 11:03:35 AM »
Quote from: JDog on August 03, 2007, 10:58:57 AM
Paulie are you a cajun fella yourself.


yessir i am. (and i used a newspaper instead of an aluminum can. can may cut the legs all up.) WHY DO YOU ASK?  :x! :x! :x!
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Re: THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2007, 11:07:20 AM »
just wondering as your profile said you were from cajun country. My old man is Acaidian too,born in Montreal,Canada but raised in Baton Rouge,LA
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Re: THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2007, 11:53:19 AM »
Quote from: PBurke on August 03, 2007, 10:53:36 AM
someone forgot yoopers on that list. but then again with that smell, breeding aint much of an option anyway. :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) >:D

Nope, wasn't forgotten, just didn't belong.....however.....noticed Louisiana mentioned second. ;D ;D
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Re: THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2007, 11:59:21 AM »
Quote from: JDog on August 03, 2007, 11:07:20 AM
just wondering as your profile said you were from cajun country. My old man is Acaidian too,born in Montreal,Canada but raised in Baton Rouge,LA

baton rouge is a fun town. enjoyed living there.

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Quote from: PBurke on August 03, 2007, 10:53:36 AM
someone forgot yoopers on that list. but then again with that smell, breeding aint much of an option anyway. :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) >:D

Nope, wasn't forgotten, just didn't belong.....however.....noticed Louisiana mentioned second. ;D ;D

yeah and? what is your point? yankee.
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