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THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY by wpruitt on 30 Jul, 2007 20:19
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THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough,as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
( you'll love this...)
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, Mississippi, Missouri, North Carolina, Florida, West Virginia, ILLINOIS and Washington DC
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#1 by Tyler on 30 Jul, 2007 21:23
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Hilarious!! -
#2 by warhawk on 30 Jul, 2007 22:10
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GOOD ONE!!!
WARHAWK
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#3 by PigPen on 01 Aug, 2007 17:03
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I could have saved myself a boat load of money a few months ago.
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#4 by Timmay on 03 Aug, 2007 08:28
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Damn you didnt mention Indiana.....Is it a legal procedure here in Indiana?
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#5 by Paul on 03 Aug, 2007 09:05
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LMAO Bill Though I detected the noticable absence of GEORGIA in that list!
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#6 by JDog on 03 Aug, 2007 09:52
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Surely Georgia,Indiana and Ohio are on that list.
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#7 by wpruitt on 03 Aug, 2007 10:22
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LMAO Bill
Very quick Paul ... Took 4 days to figure that one out!! Though I detected the noticable absence of GEORGIA in that list! -
#8 by Paul on 03 Aug, 2007 10:26
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Hey, I am a special ed teacher ya know. My ADD got in the way
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#9 by PBurke on 03 Aug, 2007 10:53
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someone forgot yoopers on that list. but then again with that smell, breeding aint much of an option anyway.
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#10 by JDog on 03 Aug, 2007 10:58
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Paulie are you a cajun fella yourself.
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#11 by PBurke on 03 Aug, 2007 11:03
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Paulie are you a cajun fella yourself.
yessir i am. (and i used a newspaper instead of an aluminum can. can may cut the legs all up.) WHY DO YOU ASK?
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#12 by JDog on 03 Aug, 2007 11:07
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just wondering as your profile said you were from cajun country. My old man is Acaidian too,born in Montreal,Canada but raised in Baton Rouge,LA
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#13 by Paul on 03 Aug, 2007 11:53
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someone forgot yoopers on that list. but then again with that smell, breeding aint much of an option anyway.
Nope, wasn't forgotten, just didn't belong.....however.....noticed Louisiana mentioned second.
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#14 by PBurke on 03 Aug, 2007 11:59
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just wondering as your profile said you were from cajun country. My old man is Acaidian too,born in Montreal,Canada but raised in Baton Rouge,LA
baton rouge is a fun town. enjoyed living there.someone forgot yoopers on that list. but then again with that smell, breeding aint much of an option anyway.
Nope, wasn't forgotten, just didn't belong.....however.....noticed Louisiana mentioned second.
yeah and? what is your point? yankee.