You might be sly ....

[ChallengeMe]

...  if you only have time to shave your head or your face, and you choose your head

... if you get excited when razor blades and shaving gel go on sale

...  if you apply more products to your head than people with full heads of hair

...  if you consider 24 hours' worth of growth to be "long hair"

...  if you get annoyed if you see someone out in public with a shiner head than yours

...  if you can't remember what color your hair is

... if you get embarrassed if someone sees you before you've had a chance to shave your head

... if you try to convince everyone to get a haircut just like yours


OK - who wants to take it from here?   

I know this is intended as a joke, but after reading all these........
No doubt 'bout it. I guess I really am sly!

[jusbnme]

.... if you look like this,









<----------- sexy sumbeach!

<----------or this one!

is it just me or is the sh*t getting a little to deep in here??

I've already got my boots out.   

[jusbnme]

...if you've spent way too much money testing out just about every shaving product out there.  Oh wait, that may just be me.   

[frostillicus123]

......If you wake up telling your man to shave his head before kissing you!

If I could be so lucky, I only get, shave your face and let your hair grow

[shyslyguy]

.....consider electrolysis for the sides of your head.

[BALDANDRE]

.....consider electrolysis for the sides of your head.

If I was seriosly MPB bald, I would have THAT info for you right now brother!

Hey even being BBC I've considered it!

[warhawk]

......if u wear sunglasses in your avatar....hence protecting your identity from the HCM mafia

...... if u research shaving products on the net daily if not more

...... if after your daily head shaving routine .... u rub your head & give a "cocky" smile @ yourself in the mirror while saying out loudly "i'm the MAN!!!"

...... if u feel "reborn"  like me & luv life even more>>>"I'M THE MAN BABY"

anyways..... thankx razorx 4 starting this hilarious thread.... i can relate 2 all these post because i'm ONE SLY BRAH!!!!

WARHAWK

[Rhymez]

.... if you look like this,









<----------- sexy sumbeach!

<----------or this one!

Hey, dont forget to leave me out of this LOL!

<------------

[Razor X]

... if the discovery of a rough spot on your dome when you're on your way to work in the morning ruins your entire day.

[jusbnme]

... if the discovery of a rough spot on your dome when you're on your way to work in the morning ruins your entire day.

You know, actually I hate to admit it but I am put in a certain mood once I find a rough spot and can't do nothing about it. 

[Razor X]

... if the discovery of a rough spot on your dome when you're on your way to work in the morning ruins your entire day.

You know, actually I hate to admit it but I am put in a certain mood once I find a rough spot and can't do nothing about it. 

It's irritating, isn't it?  I check and double check and triple check for missed spots when I'm finished shaving and still one gets by me every now and then -- and always after I've just left the house and can't remedy the situation.

[wpruitt]

... if the discovery of a rough spot on your dome when you're on your way to work in the morning ruins your entire day.


You might be sly if you wreck on the way to work because you were attempting to shave a rough spot!

[jusbnme]

... if the discovery of a rough spot on your dome when you're on your way to work in the morning ruins your entire day.


You might be sly if you wreck on the way to work because you were attempting to shave a rough spot!

Why didn't you say something sooner man.  I totaled the car today.  There was this patch on the back of the dome I just couldn't let go. 

[Razor X]

... if the discovery of a rough spot on your dome when you're on your way to work in the morning ruins your entire day.


You might be sly if you wreck on the way to work because you were attempting to shave a rough spot!

Why didn't you say something sooner man.  I totaled the car today.  There was this patch on the back of the dome I just couldn't let go. 

Well, as long as you got that rough patch smoothed out, it's worth it.   

[jusbnme]

... if the discovery of a rough spot on your dome when you're on your way to work in the morning ruins your entire day.


You might be sly if you wreck on the way to work because you were attempting to shave a rough spot!

Why didn't you say something sooner man.  I totaled the car today.  There was this patch on the back of the dome I just couldn't let go. 

Well, as long as you got that rough patch smoothed out, it's worth it.   

That's exactly what I tried to explain to the cop but he didn't want to hear it.