> The value of a Catholic education and
a #2 pencil
> You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this
one.
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in class
> Usually she slept through the class.
> One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was
sleeping.
> "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the
universe?"
> When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was
her friend
> sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in
the rear.
> "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.
> The Nun said, "Very good" and continued
teaching her class.
> A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who
is our Lord and Savior?"
> But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again,
Johnny came to her
> rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.
> "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and
the Nun once again said,
> "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back
asleep.
> The Nun asked her a third ques tion..."What did
Eve say to Adam after
> she had her twenty-third child?"
> Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
> This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If
you stick that
> ###### thing in me one more time, I'll break it in
half!"
> The nun fainted...........
