The value of a Catholic education and

• The value of a Catholic education and by Tom McGarry. on 16 Jun, 2007 08:12
• > The value of a Catholic education and
  a #2 pencil
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  > You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this
  one.
  
  
   Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in class
  
  
  
  > Usually she slept through the class.
  
  
  
  
  > One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was
  sleeping.
  
  
  
  
  > "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the
  universe?"
  
  
  
  
  > When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was
  her friend
  
  
  
  
  > sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in
  the rear.
  
  
  
  
  > "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.
  
  
  
  
  > The Nun said, "Very good" and continued
  teaching her class.
  
  
  
  
  > A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who
  is our Lord and Savior?"
  
  
  
  
  > But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again,
  Johnny came to her
  
  
  
  
  > rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.
  
  
  
  
  > "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and
  the Nun once again said,
  
  
  
  
  > "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back
  asleep.
  
  
  
  
  > The Nun asked her a third ques tion..."What did
  Eve say to Adam after
  
  
  
  
  > she had her twenty-third child?"
  
  
  
  
  > Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
  
  
  
  
  > This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If
  you stick that
  
  
  
  
  > ###### thing in me one more time, I'll break it in
  half!"
  
  
  
  
  > The nun fainted...........
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• #1 by PBurke on 16 Jun, 2007 09:16
• having gone to catholic school, that is funny right there.
• #2 by Paul on 16 Jun, 2007 09:21
• Catholic school or not...that is darn funny.
• #3 by RichardN. on 16 Jun, 2007 10:51
• Very funny!  I think that that was your best yet.  Catholic schools for me!