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You might be sly ....
by
Razor X
on 13 Jun, 2007 15:40
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... if you only have time to shave your head or your face, and you choose your head
... if you get excited when razor blades and shaving gel go on sale
... if you apply more products to your head than people with full heads of hair
... if you consider 24 hours' worth of growth to be "long hair"
... if you get annoyed if you see someone out in public with a shiner head than yours
... if you can't remember what color your hair is
... if you get embarrassed if someone sees you before you've had a chance to shave your head
... if you try to convince everyone to get a haircut just like yours
OK - who wants to take it from here?
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#1
by
Paul
on 13 Jun, 2007 15:44
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Awesome list Razor, also
.....if you frequently rub your head checking for stubble
.....if you only wear a hat in cold weather cause you want to show off that dome
.....if you are the only one of your friends who knows what a HeadBlade is
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#2
by
PBurke
on 13 Jun, 2007 15:45
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.......If you just look at LAY-DAYS and grin when they are checking you out. cause the guy they are with is not SLY.
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#3
by
BALDANDRE
on 13 Jun, 2007 15:50
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...if you actually FORGET you have a bald head
...if after a couple years into it , you try to grow it out and the hair comes back different than before...wavy in ways you never knew!
...if you can't talk enough of how cool it is to be bald with other bald dudes
...if you've ever said you should shave your head at least once in your life to someone...
..if you dig it when you see another dude that looks to be completely bald with no shadow...and you wish you could only have his lack of shadow..
...if you spend your whole work day here.... on SLYBALDGUYS!
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#4
by
SLYinKC
on 13 Jun, 2007 15:56
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......If you have the entire layout of the shaving section at Wal-mart memorized so that you know exactly what is missing or out of stock.
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#5
by
PBurke
on 13 Jun, 2007 16:14
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.... if you look like this,
<----------- sexy sumbeach!
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#6
by
Paul
on 13 Jun, 2007 16:16
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.... if you look like this,
<----------- sexy sumbeach!
<----------or this one!
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#7
by
BaldRob
on 13 Jun, 2007 16:23
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.... if you look like this,
<----------- sexy sumbeach!
<----------or this one!
is it just me or is the sh*t getting a little to deep in here??
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#8
by
PBurke
on 13 Jun, 2007 16:25
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at least it won't get in our hair. HAHAha.... ok that was bad, sorry. can magma spank me now?
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#9
by
schro
on 13 Jun, 2007 16:28
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.... if you look like this,
<----------- sexy sumbeach!
LMFAO!
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#10
by
schro
on 13 Jun, 2007 16:30
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...if you tell the lay-days, "Hey (insert name here) if you look closely at my head, you can see your future. I think I'm in it".
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#11
by
Paul
on 13 Jun, 2007 16:31
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is it just me or is the sh*t getting a little to deep in here??
MUST be you...I'm just your average CONFIDENT sly guy!!
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#12
by
PBurke
on 13 Jun, 2007 16:34
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...if you tell the lay-days, "Hey (insert name here) if you look closely at my head, you can see your future. I think I'm in it".
.......or. "Hi my name is_____________, don't forget it. you will be screaming it later."
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#13
by
Razor X
on 13 Jun, 2007 17:55
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.... if you look like this,
<----------- sexy sumbeach!
<----------or this one!
is it just me or is the sh*t getting a little to deep in here??
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#14
by
HotCajun
on 13 Jun, 2007 19:07
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......If you wake up telling your man to shave his head before kissing you!