Bring him to Fred, I'll show him he's sick in the head, he'll turn red with dread and then will be sick in bed.
Guys forgot about my poetry thread? let get some Sly Rhymin, but back to your cousin, there was a twilight episode where the doctors were doing cosmetic surgery on a patient and they were saying how grotesque the patient looked then when the doctors where seen they had pig faces and the patient was a drop dead gorgeious lady, so its similar to you and your cousin as we all said he is the one that is warped and you are on the good path bro.
I have nothing against pigs though its a fact that they are very intelligent they come in third and ahead of dogs in order of intelligence i think it is Dolphins then Monkeys, then pigs and then dogs. Anybody selling a teacup pig let me know I want one as pet!!
Peace
Fred Man