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#30 by PBurke on 07 Feb, 2007 09:30
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My wife made the comment the other day while watching a movie that I do not have a romantic bone in my body. I agreed, then she asked why she even married me. To which I responded, "Cause I knocked ya up" We had a good laugh and I've been "cut-off" ever since, or so she tells me.
I think I'm catching a cold......must be the medicine, it's like truth serum. wow
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#31 by PigPen on 07 Feb, 2007 09:33
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Like I haven't been in trouble before.....when she threatens to cut me off, I tell her she can't cause she don't know where I'm gettin it from......hahahahahahahahaha
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#32 by PBurke on 07 Feb, 2007 09:40
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looks we both have the same problem. not keeping our mouths shut.
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#33 by schro on 07 Feb, 2007 09:40
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Like I haven't been in trouble before.....when she threatens to cut me off, I tell her she can't cause she don't know where I'm gettin it from......hahahahahahahahaha
That goes over like a turd in a punch bowl
LMFAO. Good one.
So she would "cut you off"? Does that mean she is only "doing it" to appease you? That's what I don't understand about women. Do they not enjoy it??? I guess becoming a mother takes away all enjoyment.
Let's see, my choices are peeing while standing or the ability to get pregnant....glad I'm a guy (and a sly one at that).
God, I hate Valentine's Day and the crap that goes with it leading up to Feb 14th.
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#34 by MagmaBabe on 07 Feb, 2007 09:58
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I think all men have a "romantic bone" in their body. Our definition of romance is just a little different.
Nothin like a bit of caveman romance, eh?
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#35 by Robmeister on 07 Feb, 2007 10:05
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I still love the one.....
"If you want me to act romantic like the guys on the soaps....then start dressin' romantic like the gals in the soaps"
I guess it then becomes "the chicken and the egg" thang.
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#36 by PigPen on 07 Feb, 2007 10:08
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Like I haven't been in trouble before.....when she threatens to cut me off, I tell her she can't cause she don't know where I'm gettin it from......hahahahahahahahaha
That goes over like a turd in a punch bowl
LMFAO. Good one.
So she would "cut you off"? Does that mean she is only "doing it" to appease you? That's what I don't understand about women. Do they not enjoy it??? I guess becoming a mother takes away all enjoyment.
Let's see, my choices are peeing while standing or the ability to get pregnant....glad I'm a guy (and a sly one at that).
God, I hate Valentine's Day and the crap that goes with it leading up to Feb 14th.
I need a drink.
AMEN!!! Brother Schro!! Knock one down for me too, would ya? I'm not a big fan of the V-Day either. My wife has been wanting a digital camera for a while now, so I bought her one this weekend. When we left the store and she was takin it outta the box, she said, "Is this my Valentine's Day gift?" I said sure, if ya want it to be.
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#37 by PBurke on 07 Feb, 2007 10:12
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I think all men have a "romantic bone" in their body. Our definition of romance is just a little different.
Nothin like a bit of caveman romance, eh?
be careful MB. i will have to drag you back to the cave by your hair. -
#38 by schro on 07 Feb, 2007 10:14
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I still love the one.....
"If you want me to act romantic like the guys on the soaps....then start dressin' romantic like the gals in the soaps"
I guess it then becomes "the chicken and the egg" thang.
***sigh***
I thought it went something like
"If you're not going to dress like a Victoria Secret Model, don't expect me to act like a soap opera guy".
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#39 by MagmaBabe on 07 Feb, 2007 10:16
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be careful MB. i will have to drag you back to the cave by your hair.
How hard would that be if I shaved it all off?!!
I was kinda thinking of going 'Sly'
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#40 by Shiny on 07 Feb, 2007 10:17
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I'm off the hook this year! She's away from the 9th to the 18th at work and I've already been away for a week and don't have any idea when I'll be home.
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#41 by PBurke on 07 Feb, 2007 10:21
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be careful MB. i will have to drag you back to the cave by your hair.
How hard would that be if I shaved it all off?!!
I was kinda thinking of going 'Sly'
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#42 by schro on 07 Feb, 2007 10:28
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They got caves in the swamps, Paul?
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#43 by PigPen on 07 Feb, 2007 10:49
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They got caves in the swamps, Paul?
Nah, it's just some big ole hollowed out Gator -
#44 by PBurke on 07 Feb, 2007 10:50
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figured you clowns wouldn't understand how i would get her into a big hollow cypress tree. so i said cave.