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#15 by no1birdman on 06 Sep, 2008 01:32
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Watch the 1965 film The Knack and how to get it, the playboys diary at the time
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#16 by Kojack on 06 Sep, 2008 01:58
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Just do like the Fonz and snap your fingers.
That always brings em running.
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#17 by slyinglide on 06 Sep, 2008 22:07
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I just smile at them and Lick my eye brows and they just flock to me.....
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#18 by Lex Luethor on 07 Sep, 2008 15:43
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I find that I go to the gym with one of the hotties from work, women tend to come to me. Women are weird that way - they don't seem to want you unless you're with someone who's better-looking than they are.
As for how to get one of the hotties from work to go to the gym with you, well, I don't know. They ask me, I say "yes"... [shrug] -
#19 by The Anvil on 14 Sep, 2008 08:13
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Having spent long hours in the gym, (not because I wanted to) I have seen all kinds of guys get shot down! Let the gym relationship grow first, just have keep saying hello and being polite every time you are there. Let her get used to you not being a creep and she may ask you out! If she talks to you at the gym, than you could be in luck, most gals put up the deflector shields in the parking lot! Good luck!
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#20 by nomad on 14 Sep, 2008 08:18
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Having spent long hours in the gym, (not because I wanted to) I have seen all kinds of guys get shot down! Let the gym relationship grow first, just have keep saying hello and being polite every time you are there. Let her get used to you not being a creep and she may ask you out! If she talks to you at the gym, than you could be in luck, most gals put up the deflector shields in the parking lot! Good luck!
Anvil is right the only way I could see it working in the gym is to really make it seem like your not interested in dating, but demonstrate a higher value to her and then she'll come after you. Women but up big walls when they go to the gym because every musclehead there is trying to cram them. -
#21 by BlackJamesRackham on 15 Sep, 2008 15:03
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Having spent long hours in the gym, (not because I wanted to) I have seen all kinds of guys get shot down! Let the gym relationship grow first, just have keep saying hello and being polite every time you are there. Let her get used to you not being a creep and she may ask you out! If she talks to you at the gym, than you could be in luck, most gals put up the deflector shields in the parking lot! Good luck!
Anvil is right the only way I could see it working in the gym is to really make it seem like your not interested in dating, but demonstrate a higher value to her and then she'll come after you. Women but up big walls when they go to the gym because every musclehead there is trying to cram them.
I agree with both of you guys. Unfortunately, I have yet to see her again
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#22 by The Anvil on 15 Sep, 2008 18:31
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Well now you have to go into straight stalker mode, we can't let her get away now can we.
First crated a diversion pulling the staff and folks in the gym away from the front desk. (giving you time with the gym's computer) I would suggest smacking a person in the free weight room (five pounder will work well, do not kill them!) in such a manner that they are rendered unconcious. 
Now scream for help that this person is having a stroke or heart attack! (they are not, so don't feel bad remember you have to find your true love!) 
Now that everyone has come running to "Sleepy's" side, hit the computer data base and depending on the system try to narrow your search to young females, there should be pictures for the staff to verify people in to the gym.
Once you have foung her make sure you take all of her info down on paper, there will be some in front of you I am sure, either post it pads or the front desk kid's Biology notebook. When you get better at this just commit the info to your brain, less of a trail to you!
Now you have to do this next part pretty SLY, post yourself outside of her place and wait, I think a wig should be worn (mullet) just in the case she gets a look at you, she will not realize who you are. (she may like you form what we know, and have vivid picture burned into her mind of that killer bald head!) You may feel a little a bit strange going to these lengths but, she is the one, stay the course!
When she departs from home follow her and go to the place she goes, there you can have a "random" encounter with her. If she is buying "Girl Products" at the store, tell her you use tampons where you coach to stop nose bleeds, and that you work with inner city youth boxing programs. (To keep good kids off the street.)
( This is just an example, be quick and make sure your little cover story paints you as a caring person, looking to better the world!)
Tell her you have missed her at the gym, but not in a "funny stalker" way! She will laugh and more than likely blush, now go for the throat, ask her out! You will end up married and live happily ever after, I am sure....................Now about those loose ends, you are going to have to find your victim (Sleepy) fom the gym, he/she may have seen you, not good bro, not good!!!!
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#23 by Timmay on 15 Sep, 2008 19:22
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LOL anvil....you sure you have never used that tactic???
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#24 by The Anvil on 15 Sep, 2008 19:27
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LOL anvil....you sure you have never used that tactic???
Tactics wins battles!
Stalking is wrong and so is assault, so just forget about my story, it seems bad to me now!
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#25 by champ007 on 15 Sep, 2008 19:41
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That's not a bad idea, actually.
Yesterday was my second day at the gym, and this one girl definitely caught my eye. She even came over to ask me about this one exercise I was doing and what it muscles it helped with. So I just explained it to her and didn't make a move or anything, but I figure next time I see her, I'll just smile and say hi and see how she reacts. Hopefully she works out at the same time I do.
First- Anytime your asked what muscles your exercise helps, tell her its the muscles in your pelvic area.. no matter what exercise your doing. Then tell her it helps with your stamina, that you can go at it like a rabbit for hours!
The explain how having a partner can have a mutual benifit and ask if she might be game one night!
Approaching- don't! Its better to just grab a dumbell, walk behind the treadmill she is running on and do some curls while you stare straight at her a$$ and moan - not groan- in ectasy on every curl.
Anvil- You forgot the duct tape in case she tries to pepper spray you
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#26 by The Anvil on 15 Sep, 2008 20:10
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That's not a bad idea, actually.
Yesterday was my second day at the gym, and this one girl definitely caught my eye. She even came over to ask me about this one exercise I was doing and what it muscles it helped with. So I just explained it to her and didn't make a move or anything, but I figure next time I see her, I'll just smile and say hi and see how she reacts. Hopefully she works out at the same time I do.
First- Anytime your asked what muscles your exercise helps, tell her its the muscles in your pelvic area.. no matter what exercise your doing. Then tell her it helps with your stamina, that you can go at it like a rabbit for hours!
The explain how having a partner can have a mutual benifit and ask if she might be game one night!
Approaching- don't! Its better to just grab a dumbell, walk behind the treadmill she is running on and do some curls while you stare straight at her a$$ and moan - not groan- in ectasy on every curl.
Anvil- You forgot the duct tape in case she tries to pepper spray you
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#27 by PowerOfCheese on 16 Sep, 2008 13:07
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Approaching- don't! Its better to just grab a dumbell, walk behind the treadmill she is running on and do some curls while you stare straight at her a$$ and moan - not groan- in ectasy on every curl.
whoa... weird. That's exactly what I do. Hasn't worked yet but I remain optimistic. I also like waiting until they get close and then start grunting while counting "1001, 1002, 1003" during my reps.
Remember: use the technical names for all body parts. ex: Chest = pecs; shoulders = delts; back of leg = hammie; and most importantly arms should always be referred to as guns. The ladies LOVE it!
Hopefully someone will open a new gym near me soon since those other jerks won't let me in theirs anymore. -
#28 by schro on 16 Sep, 2008 15:09
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Approaching- don't! Its better to just grab a dumbell, walk behind the treadmill she is running on and do some curls while you stare straight at her a$$ and moan - not groan- in ectasy on every curl.
Hopefully someone will open a new gym near me soon since those other jerks won't let me in theirs anymore.
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#29 by marty22 on 17 Sep, 2008 15:45
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at the gym, I work out, and go home. Howver; there are a few Russian hotties that excite the hell out of me. And they're all 5ft9.