Today I was at Panda Express for lunch. There were 3 Sly border patrol officers that came in, we did the typical smile/nod that most of us Sly guys do. One of them was standing in line and turned to me (I was at a table next to the line) and said "Slick hairstyle buddy", I said "We must have the same barber!" and we all kinda chuckled. Then as they were leaving, one of them walked over and just shook my hand. I don't know if it was because he thought I was someone else or what but it was still pretty awesome.

I like to give other bald guys compliments and I get mixed responses. Most of them are in the positive.

Normally this greeting works for me... I WILL RUB MY HEAD IN FRONT OF THE GUY AND WILL SAY "WE BOTH HAVE NICE HEADS!!! LET US CONTINUE TO SHINE"... so far all i greeted laugh and we shaked our hands... I think we sly bald guys are inherently friendly and yet dignified

I like this thankswill try it

That is fantasy , i remember hearing such nonsrnse when I was a teenager , the kinda of claptrap about how young people should go in the army at the age of 17 , bring back the birch etc , all innate twaddle

Depends on the situation and sly person.  I usually break it up by running my hand over the top and saying "started this style at birth, gave it up for a while, now back to it again..."

I usually make a random haircut joke if I have the opportunity to speak to another sly. Works well most of the time. 
It's definitely a type of brotherhood for those who take it as a serious lifestyle choice, for sure.

An excellent ice breaker.

Well I was at Taplow court last Sunday doing som Buddhist guardian activity , saw another Soka (younger guy)  who was sly jus said with a big smile keep it sly and shiny , he undrstood without im thinking it was a chatup line and being intimidated

bet hair club for men don't feel kinship because of their rugs

Hilarious. 

"Hey fellow man-with-hair. How do you maintain your rug ?"