Yeah, I'd probably be forced to drink beer and shave my head in disgust.
So, nothing different from your daily routine...other than being riddled with disgust?
I would have to swap out those boring blades for a laser. On the back side there would be a camera so you can keep up with those hard to reach places. Then I would have to follow suit with the mp3 player, and to ice the cake/dome would be a shaving creme dispensor.
I'll add a miniature car buffer just behind the wheels to buff my dome after it's shaved it. Get it all shiney!
I'll add a miniature car buffer just behind the wheels to buff my dome after it's shaved it. Get it all shiney!
yeah, forget Turtle Wax, use Tyler Wax!
I'll add a miniature car buffer just behind the wheels to buff my dome after it's shaved it. Get it all shiney!
yeah, forget Turtle Wax, use Tyler Wax!
Yeah, we'll have to add a second dispenser for that.
Yeah, we'll have to add a second dispenser for that.
And just which orafice does TYLER wax come from?....

STOP....never mind
Glad you asked that question Rob.....
Great idea Vash!! I'll give Mac at HeadBlade an email to see if they would be interested in doing that.
Dude, I'm telling you...

oh yeah..and Tyler Wax?.. um.... not so much...
Great idea Vash!! I'll give Mac at HeadBlade an email to see if they would be interested in doing that.
Dude, I'm telling you...

oh yeah..and Tyler Wax?.. um.... not so much...
Ok, so no Tyler Wax...we'll stick to HeadLube.
Got to add on a Sly Detector... To make sure that your shave ALWAYS meets the same Smooth, Bold, Bald Standard
Maybe a Security device added to that, you know, so the ladies will not mistakenly (Ya, Right) use your HeadBlade to get the same smooth shave on their Legs without asking... "STEP AWAY FROM THE RAZOR... NO SLY DETECTED... STEP AWAY FROM THE RAZOR... PARTY FOULS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED." "PUNCHERING OFFENDER'S EGO IN FIVE SECONDS

" Hell, I vote for Fonzie Voice Modulation, AAAA!
For that much, it shouldn't need refills either
noner is buying each one of us one for christmas. at least that is what i heard.
noner is buying each one of us one for christmas. at least that is what i heard. 
Looks like something you'd see at your dentist's office. Open wide and say, AHHH.