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Pimp my blade
« on: February 22, 2007, 08:27:36 AM »
If you had the ultimate razor what would it be?

A HeadBlade Sport with crome spining rims and strobes?

A  Fusion Razor with a mp3 player so you can jam while you shave?

That's right, lets pimp that blade!




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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2007, 08:32:30 AM »
Plenty of "chicken lights", chrome exhaust, big ol' tires and chrome "outlaw" wheels. Some tunes would be nice too, but I'm not quite smart enough to work an MP3 player or iPod.
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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2007, 12:52:32 PM »
I want hydrolics my headblade sport.  #**p

Then, throw an SBG logo on the back to compliment the HB logo on the front.

Add a little chrome to the razor cartridge, and we're set!  8)
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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2007, 02:26:33 PM »
I'm thinking of taking me HB Sport and painting it gloss black... then add some flames to the front and sides!  O0

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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2007, 04:39:20 PM »
lmfao how do you think this stuff up?  We fo' sure need built in tunes.  The xm and the plasma/lcd screen dvd would be interconnected.  Slam nice and low. Sliver paint with cherry red racing stripes. ;)
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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2007, 04:54:38 PM »
I would have to Drop it , Add some Spreewells (Spinner Rims for those not in the Know), Paint it up A Matte Black with Dark Purple Candy Racing Stripes... With a Spoiler on the back, for those extra-quick shave jobs! p#@t
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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2007, 04:56:01 PM »
just the hb sport with a couple bikini clad LAY-DAYS to hand me everything i need and dry me off. yeah......that works.


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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2007, 05:10:31 PM »
That would work nicly too, but why stop at handing it to you? ???
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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2007, 05:13:31 PM »
good point. maybe i can just sit there and enjoy it all. :@` O:O


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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2007, 05:56:50 PM »
good point. maybe i can just sit there and enjoy it all. :@` O:O

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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2007, 06:28:09 PM »
I'd have a "sleeper" HB... normal-looking, except it'll have 7 blades under the hood with astroglide on the lubricant strip. Smoothest. Shave. Ever.
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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2007, 07:17:44 PM »
I'd have a "sleeper" HB... normal-looking, except it'll have 7 blades under the hood with astroglide on the lubricant strip. Smoothest. Shave. Ever.

Hope Gillette doesn't read this board... because you just gave them the idea for a 7 bladed razor!  And knowing them, it'll cost $45 for a four pack...  :(

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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2007, 07:36:46 PM »
Are you thinkinf of using an ordinary razzor to shave your head? If you are the you'd better give your head a SHAKE,,,,, Introducing the HeadBlade Head Shake!! The Head Shake is the newest in the line of HeadBlade razzors, from the Classic to the Sport, but with a powerfull viberating motor, to help you get the closest shave ever!!.

The on/off switch is the HeadBlade logo on the front of the Head Shake.
« Last Edit: February 22, 2007, 08:14:36 PM by The Original Canadian HeadBlader! »
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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2007, 08:18:24 PM »
Besides the HeadBlade Sport already has wheels, now we've added a motor!! Thats my Idea of a Pimed out razzor.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2007, 01:19:25 AM by The Original Canadian HeadBlader! »
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Re: Pimp my blade
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2007, 08:33:07 PM »
Are you thinkinf of using an ordinary razzor to shave your head? If you are the you'd better give your head a SHAKE,,,,, Introducing the HeadBlade Head Shake!! The Head Shake is the newest in the line of HeadBlade razzors, from the Classic to the Sport, but with a powerfull viberating motor, to help you get the closest shave ever!!.

The on/off switch is the HeadBlade logo on the front of the Head Shake.

Hell yeah! I am SO with you on that one.