Valentines...

[MagmaBabe]

I just wanna wish you all a



I think you're all fantastic, and I hope you have a special day. 

[MagmaBabe]

and for the sad little @%*$!#'s like me....



lol, maybe one day, ay?!! 

[Robmeister]

Thank You, M.Babe...

And to you as well, my dear 

[Vash]

and for the sad little @%*$!#'s like me....



lol, maybe one day, ay?!! 

You are not alone... in spirit at least... some of the rest of us are single for Valentine's Day too. 

Thanks for thinking of us 

[VFRWolf]

I'm not single, but I can do without this day.  I think it's a made up holiday to sell more greeting cards.

I did buy the wife a nice card and candle though.   

[schro]

I just wanna wish you all a



I think you're all fantastic, and I hope you have a special day. 

You do the same, MB.

[Medic aka Rocko]

Well, I went to the flower shop the other day and told them I needed to order something for my wife.  The girl behind the counter said, "we can do any arrangements, what feelings would you like your gift to express?".  I told her I'd like something that really says, "I didn't forget it was Valentines Day, so I bought you this just to fulfill my obligation as your husband, God knows you didn't do anything to deserve it."

I thought the kid was going to pass out!

[PBurke]

BAH HUMBUG. How long before HALLOWEEN?

[frostillicus123]

and for the sad little @%*$!#'s like me....



lol, maybe one day, ay?!! 

will you be my Valentine

[Tyler]

As soon as my wife goes to bed I'm going to go buy a card and some flowers that she can wake up to.  Then, tomorrow we'll go to a restaurant that I had to put a credit card down to make a reservation.

But, I do enjoy making the wife happy, so it's not soo bad. 

[MagmaBabe]

and for the sad little @%*$!#'s like me....



lol, maybe one day, ay?!! 

will you be my Valentine

aaaw, that's sweet...but aint you married?!!! 

[Professor Melon]

  We've been married for 36 years and it keeps getting better. She's been there through sickness and health, good times and bad, just as we vowed before God and man--so I am actually glad for Saint Valentine's Day.Besides, snow fell last night and my dean called to say the college is closed, so we have the day to ourselves. Medic, I hope you did not attach the message that almost made the shopgirl pass out....Professor Melon

[MagmaBabe]

We've been married for 36 years and it keeps getting better. She's been there through sickness and health, good times and bad, just as we vowed before God and man--so I am actually glad for Saint Valentine's Day.Besides, snow fell last night and my dean called to say the college is closed, so we have the day to ourselves. Medic, I hope you did not attach the message that almost made the shopgirl pass out....Professor Melon

It's great to know that true love is alive and kicking. Now that's the kinda thing I want! Have a fantastic day professor. 

[BaldRob]

As soon as my wife goes to bed I'm going to go buy a card and some flowers that she can wake up to.

Now that's pretty sly!

I would do that, but... A) I don't have a girlfriend/wife and B) If I did, she'd probably think I was sneaking off to the bar...

[schro]

As soon as my wife goes to bed I'm going to go buy a card and some flowers that she can wake up to.

Now that's pretty sly!

I would do that, but... A) I don't have a girlfriend/wife and B) If I did, she'd probably think I was sneaking off to the bar...

Just find a bar that sells cards & flowers. Maybe some swanky place that has a bathroom attendant and those jimmyhat vending machines.