An airplane going to vegas, man asks the lady next to him "why are you going to vegas"? she says "nymphomaniac convention" "NO WAY" he states. "yes", she says. He then asks "Is it true the best HUNG man is black?" "no" she says, "its the american indian." amazed, he asks "Is it true the man with the most stamina is the italian man?" "NO" she states, "its the jewish man."
( he is amazed!!)
a bit of time passes.......she says, "so what is your name"?
he replies.................."TONTO, TONTO GOLDSTEIN"

At first, I thought this was another title for the Sly Bald Guys convention.
LMAO again .... You should have heard the late Lewis Grizzard tell that one!
Wow Magma you gotta millon of 'em, don'tcha girl!

Okay, folks. Loved the joke but you're going to have to translate LMAO. Apologies for being a pre-computer dinosaur. Professor Melon
Okay, folks. Loved the joke but you're going to have to translate LMAO. Apologies for being a pre-computer dinosaur. Professor Melon
it means: Laugh my ass off
here Professor, you may find this comes in handy....
http://www.astro.umd.edu/~marshall/abbrev.html