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Offline MagmaBabe

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nymphomaniac convention...
« on: February 13, 2007, 09:41:23 AM »
An airplane going to vegas, man asks the lady next to him "why are you going to vegas"? she says "nymphomaniac convention" "NO WAY" he states. "yes", she says. He then asks "Is it true the best HUNG man is black?" "no" she says, "its the american indian." amazed, he asks "Is it true the man with the most stamina is the italian man?" "NO" she states, "its the jewish man."
( he is amazed!!)
a bit of time passes.......she says, "so what is your name"?
he replies.................."TONTO, TONTO GOLDSTEIN"
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Re: nymphomaniac convention...
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2007, 12:54:14 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))

LMAO
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Re: nymphomaniac convention...
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2007, 02:14:46 PM »
 :*)) :*))

At first, I thought this was another title for the Sly Bald Guys convention.
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Re: nymphomaniac convention...
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2007, 02:19:28 PM »
Quote from: Tyler on February 13, 2007, 02:14:46 PM
:*)) :*))

At first, I thought this was another title for the Sly Bald Guys convention.


Tyler, that's even funnier than the joke!!   :px
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Re: nymphomaniac convention...
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2007, 09:35:16 AM »
Quote from: MagmaBabe on February 13, 2007, 02:19:28 PM
Quote from: Tyler on February 13, 2007, 02:14:46 PM
:*)) :*))

At first, I thought this was another title for the Sly Bald Guys convention.


Tyler, that's even funnier than the joke!!   :px

Agreed!!  :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  O:O O:O O:O O:O O:O
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Re: nymphomaniac convention...
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2007, 06:49:51 PM »
LMAO again .... You should have heard the late Lewis Grizzard tell that one!
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Re: nymphomaniac convention...
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2007, 07:16:57 PM »
Wow Magma you gotta millon of 'em, don'tcha girl!   :*)) :*))
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Re: nymphomaniac convention...
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2007, 04:31:35 AM »
Quote from: Shiny on February 14, 2007, 07:16:57 PM
Wow Magma you gotta millon of 'em, don'tcha girl!   :*)) :*))


 ;) ;)  You'd better believe it!!   O0
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Re: nymphomaniac convention...
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2007, 06:03:55 AM »
 :/O Okay, folks. Loved the joke but you're going to have to translate LMAO. Apologies for being a pre-computer dinosaur. Professor Melon
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Re: nymphomaniac convention...
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2007, 06:08:01 AM »
Quote from: Professor Melon on February 15, 2007, 06:03:55 AM
:/O Okay, folks. Loved the joke but you're going to have to translate LMAO. Apologies for being a pre-computer dinosaur. Professor Melon


it means: Laugh my ass off

here Professor, you may find this comes in handy....http://www.astro.umd.edu/~marshall/abbrev.html
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