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1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart...... by Timmay on 28 Feb, 2009 21:50
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Stand at the front door and try to greet more people than the greeters......
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#1 by Ghost1988 on 28 Feb, 2009 23:42
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ride the bikes all through the store (true story) lol.
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#2 by Sgt. Pate on 01 Mar, 2009 00:10
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Go in to a changing room and after a couple minutes yell... "HEY! THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"
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#3 by hammerdrill376 on 01 Mar, 2009 06:19
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Stand at the entrance with a picket sign encouraging people not to buy at WAL-MART but to buy at stores that sale AMERICAN made products!!
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#4 by D.A.L.U.I. on 01 Mar, 2009 11:48
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Ask the manager, "Where's the Blue Light Special babe?"
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#5 by Mikekoz13 on 01 Mar, 2009 13:43
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Get a BB Gun from the Sporting goods department and run thru the store yelling " I can't take it anymore!!!!!!".
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#6 by Papa Don on 01 Mar, 2009 15:32
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In my area, go to customer service and page "Bubba"
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#7 by Cy on 01 Mar, 2009 17:12
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Flirting with their in store Rent-A-Cops.
Playing slip n slide down the aisles with chocolate syrup or margarine.
Singing like Patti LaBelle while shopping.
I've done the first and third. -
#8 by Timmay on 01 Mar, 2009 20:29
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Go to the service desk and demand to talk to Sam Walton, you want to ask him about the "Buy American Policy"...
Yes I know Sam is no longer with us, but Walmart can do everything else so bring me Sam! -
#9 by Stu on 01 Mar, 2009 23:48
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Beat your kids... oh no, wait a minute, that's acceptable at Wal-Mart.
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#10 by THier on 02 Mar, 2009 03:07
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Every time someone is paged sream "I keep hear voices in my head"
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#11 by StumpyDave on 02 Mar, 2009 06:45
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Refuse to take your motorcycle helmet off because they let old ladies walk around with their hats on.
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#12 by Joe442 on 02 Mar, 2009 07:02
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LOL....had to weigh in on this one! When my son was between the ages of 2-5, when we went to Wal Mart or Target or wherever and while the wife was shopping, we would get a cart and cruise through the store and I'd let him pick out anything he wanted and we'd throw it in the cart....and when we were done we'd roll up near the checkout and I'd grab him out of the cart and away we'd go!! We had a blast doing that although I'm sure whoever had to put all the stuff in the cart back on the shelves didn't think it was such fun!
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#13 by Timmay on 02 Mar, 2009 07:03
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LOL....had to weigh in on this one! When my son was between the ages of 2-5, when we went to Wal Mart or Target or wherever and while the wife was shopping, we would get a cart and cruise through the store and I'd let him pick out anything he wanted and we'd throw it in the cart....and when we were done we'd roll up near the checkout and I'd grab him out of the cart and away we'd go!! We had a blast doing that although I'm sure whoever had to put all the stuff in the cart back on the shelves didn't think it was such fun!
You were bored my friend..bored. LOL -
#14 by schro on 02 Mar, 2009 07:48
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Why would you want to get kicked out of Walmart?