1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart......

[Timmay]

Stand at the front door and try to greet more people than the greeters......

[Ghost1988]

ride the bikes all through the store (true story) lol.

[Sgt. Pate]

Go in to a changing room and after a couple minutes yell... "HEY!  THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!" 

[hammerdrill376]

Stand at the entrance with a picket sign encouraging people not to buy at WAL-MART but to buy at stores that sale AMERICAN made products!! 

[D.A.L.U.I.]

Ask the manager, "Where's the Blue Light Special babe?"

[Mikekoz13]

Get a BB Gun from the Sporting goods department and run thru the store yelling " I can't take it anymore!!!!!!".

(Of course you might get shot by the local authorities)

[Papa Don]

In my area, go to customer service and page "Bubba"

[Cy]

Flirting with their in store Rent-A-Cops.

Playing slip n slide down the aisles with chocolate syrup or margarine.

Singing like Patti LaBelle while shopping.

I've done the first and third.

[Timmay]

Go to the service desk and demand to talk to Sam Walton,  you want to ask him about the "Buy American Policy"...

Yes I know Sam is no longer with us, but Walmart can do everything else so bring me Sam!

[Stu]

Beat your kids... oh no, wait a minute, that's acceptable at Wal-Mart.

[THier]

Every time someone is paged sream "I keep hear voices in my head"

[StumpyDave]

Refuse to take your motorcycle helmet off because they let old ladies walk around with their hats on.

[Joe442]

LOL....had to weigh in on this one!  When my son was between the ages of 2-5, when we went to Wal Mart or Target or wherever and while the wife was shopping, we would get a cart and cruise through the store and I'd let him pick out anything he wanted and we'd throw it in the cart....and when we were done we'd roll up near the checkout and I'd grab him out of the cart and away we'd go!!   We had a blast doing that although I'm sure whoever had to put all the stuff in the cart back on the shelves didn't think it was such fun! 

[Timmay]

LOL....had to weigh in on this one!  When my son was between the ages of 2-5, when we went to Wal Mart or Target or wherever and while the wife was shopping, we would get a cart and cruise through the store and I'd let him pick out anything he wanted and we'd throw it in the cart....and when we were done we'd roll up near the checkout and I'd grab him out of the cart and away we'd go!!   We had a blast doing that although I'm sure whoever had to put all the stuff in the cart back on the shelves didn't think it was such fun! 

You were bored my friend..bored.  LOL

[schro]

Why would you want to get kicked out of Walmart?