Pros and Cons of a bald man
Pros:
1) People walk around us
2) Women love to rub our heads
3) More likely to have ridden a bike
4) People leave us alone
5) We rock a suit/tuxedo a la "Hitman" "Transporter"
6) Friends and family feel safe around us
7) Beanies
the summer
9) Goatees were made for us
10) aerodynamically faster
11) Eco friendly
12) can't get lice
13) can reflect the sun or sunlight on others
14) memory foam scalp skin
15) more likely to make people believe we know some form of mixed martial arts
16) tattoos make us look hardcore and chicks dig this
17) a lot of us are smart and have college degrees and professional careers
18) we can't get grey hairs on our head
19) older gents look good with white goatees and beards
Cons:
1) the sun
2) after shave if we shave improperly
3) more likely to be on parole
4) cant wear certain sports team apparel
5) Hooded sweaters tend to get stuck to our heads
5) pillow tops get sticky
6) pillows slip off our heads
7) No one can pull our hair
the 'razon glide'
9) Need to smile more often than normal
10) Kids fear us
11) Winters
12) More likely to drink alcohol
13) if we have arm tattoos people think we're tattoo artists
14) Memory foam scalp skin
15) More likely to be in a confrontational situation
16) Some of us think WE ARE the "Transporter" and "Hitman"
