The Fundamental Pros,Cons and Myths of a Bald Man - page 1 -

• The Fundamental Pros,Cons and Myths of a Bald Man by SNYPER on 15 Feb, 2009 18:49
• Pros and Cons of a bald man
  
  Pros:
  1) People walk around us
  2) Women love to rub our heads
  3) More likely to have ridden a bike
  4) People leave us alone
  5) We rock a suit/tuxedo a la "Hitman" "Transporter"
  6) Friends and family feel safe around us
  7) Beanies
  the summer
  9) Goatees were made for us
  10) aerodynamically faster
  11) Eco friendly
  12) can't get lice
  13) can reflect the sun or sunlight on others
  14) memory foam scalp skin
  15) more likely to make people believe we know some form of mixed martial arts
  16) tattoos make us look hardcore and chicks dig this
  17) a lot of us are smart and have college degrees and professional careers
  18) we can't get grey hairs on our head
  19) older gents look good with white goatees and beards
  
  
  Cons:
  1) the sun
  2) after shave if we shave improperly
  3) more likely to be on parole
  4) cant wear certain sports team apparel
  5) Hooded sweaters tend to get stuck to our heads
  5) pillow tops get sticky
  6) pillows slip off our heads
  7) No one can pull our hair
  the 'razon glide'
  9) Need to smile more often than normal
  10) Kids fear us
  11) Winters
  12) More likely to drink alcohol
  13) if we have arm tattoos people think we're tattoo artists
  14) Memory foam scalp skin
  15) More likely to be in a confrontational situation
  16) Some of us think WE ARE the "Transporter" and "Hitman"
• #1 by PeripheralxMvmnt on 16 Feb, 2009 09:19
• The dreaded velcro effect! drives me nuts! and then if you have a little bit of stubble, you get fuzzies..... ergh. 
• #2 by Rob on 16 Feb, 2009 11:28
• Great post: and so true
• #3 by PowerOfCheese on 16 Feb, 2009 11:35
• Good stuff Snyper!  Several of those cracked me up.
• #4 by time2shine on 16 Feb, 2009 13:02
• LOL
• #5 by samoanseb8 on 16 Feb, 2009 16:02
• NICE! cracked me up mate...
• #6 by MLNHD on 16 Feb, 2009 16:29
• Good list SNYPER;  insightful and humerous. 
• #7 by Dan-O-Mite on 28 Feb, 2009 11:26
• Although I can't say I agree with everything, alot of it was very comical and some quite true.
  
  Good stuff man   
• #8 by oldkookskater on 17 Mar, 2009 21:18
• Nice list. 
• #9 by AdamBauer on 30 Mar, 2009 19:24
• Ah the dreaded Velcro effect!!! Seriously I have to shave everyday or everything from hoodies to blankets get stuck to me! Great list.
• #10 by Ftank on 11 Apr, 2009 10:48
• When I first shaved with no guard with the clippers I liked it and thought I would stay with that.  But then I took the razor to my scalp and now I am loving that much more.  I look forward to a fresh shave each morning.  I actually don't like my 5 oclock shadow and wish I could shave my head twice a day but that is probably going overboard lol.
  
  Frank
• #11 by The Scottish Ambassador on 12 Apr, 2009 01:47
• Really funny post 
• #12 by hammerdrill376 on 12 Apr, 2009 06:17
• Oh man..that post is too funny! I can identify with a number of things on both lists. Great job brother
• #13 by BigJimW on 07 May, 2009 18:24
• Quote from: SNYPER on 15 Feb, 2009 18:49

  16) Some of us think WE ARE the "Transporter" and "Hitman"
  

  
  
  Hey wait a minute, I kinda like that reputation. Nobody messes with me.
  
  
• #14 by PeripheralxMvmnt on 08 May, 2009 06:10
• ive gotten that.