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Offline Timmay

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how to cook a turkey
« on: November 18, 2008, 09:45:46 AM »
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of Patron, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of Patron
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more Patrons of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 Patron of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Patron another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of Patron
Step 13: Bake the patron for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Pour turkey over Patron
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of Patron
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

   

 


 

 
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Re: how to cook a turkey
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2008, 10:24:05 AM »
Sounds like fun to me.   ;D
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Offline warhawk

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Re: how to cook a turkey
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2008, 12:18:59 PM »
hey timmy:  sounds like i need 2 take that patron away  from ya. :D

WARHAWK O0
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Re: how to cook a turkey
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2008, 01:07:33 PM »
Shoot.  We could just take the turkey out of this equation and have a good ol' time.   ;D
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Offline time2shine

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Re: how to cook a turkey
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2008, 02:27:33 PM »
Quote from: TimmJ on November 18, 2008, 09:45:46 AM
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of Patron, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of Patron
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more Patrons of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 Patron of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Patron another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of Patron
Step 13: Bake the patron for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Pour turkey over Patron
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of Patron
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
 

lol  ;D
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Offline Brkeatr

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Re: how to cook a turkey
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2008, 05:21:51 AM »
Cute one   :D
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Re: how to cook a turkey
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2008, 07:50:44 PM »
geez. i created a monster! ha ha good one bro. i needed a laugh.
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Offline Timmay

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Re: how to cook a turkey
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2008, 08:20:38 PM »
guess what I want for christmas.    I want an empty Patron bottle so I can tell people I drank it all. LOL

but you know...you could leave just a little bit in the bottle..hmmm
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Re: how to cook a turkey
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2008, 10:17:20 PM »
or you could get yer asss down to the swamp and help me drink a new bottle?  >:D
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Re: how to cook a turkey
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2008, 07:02:24 AM »
Gonna send me a ticket??
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Re: how to cook a turkey
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2008, 07:07:21 AM »
Sounds like good times Timm
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Re: how to cook a turkey
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2008, 07:11:56 AM »
You all turkey over for coming dinner?
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Re: how to cook a turkey
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2008, 07:18:16 AM »
If we can figure out how to turk the cookey, sure!
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Re: how to cook a turkey
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2008, 07:21:04 AM »
It early to mush fer dis.....

Anyone parking seen a curb?
« Last Edit: November 21, 2008, 07:22:35 AM by TimmJ »
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Re: how to cook a turkey
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2008, 03:23:40 AM »
Quote from: TimmJ on November 21, 2008, 07:21:04 AM
It early to mush fer dis.....

Anyone parking seen a curb?

Have one more drink man and I think you'll figure it out.   ;D
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