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how to cook a turkey
by
Timmay
on 18 Nov, 2008 09:45
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Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of Patron, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of Patron
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more Patrons of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 Patron of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Patron another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of Patron
Step 13: Bake the patron for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Pour turkey over Patron
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of Patron
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
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#1
by
PE#1
on 18 Nov, 2008 10:24
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Sounds like fun to me.
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#2
by
warhawk
on 18 Nov, 2008 12:18
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hey timmy: sounds like i need 2 take that patron away from ya.
WARHAWK
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#3
by
PE#1
on 18 Nov, 2008 13:07
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Shoot. We could just take the turkey out of this equation and have a good ol' time.
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#4
by
time2shine
on 18 Nov, 2008 14:27
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Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of Patron, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of Patron
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more Patrons of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 Patron of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Patron another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of Patron
Step 13: Bake the patron for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Pour turkey over Patron
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of Patron
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
lol
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#5
by
Brkeatr
on 20 Nov, 2008 05:21
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Cute one
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#6
by
PBurke
on 20 Nov, 2008 19:50
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geez. i created a monster! ha ha good one bro. i needed a laugh.
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#7
by
Timmay
on 20 Nov, 2008 20:20
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guess what I want for christmas. I want an empty Patron bottle so I can tell people I drank it all. LOL
but you know...you could leave just a little bit in the bottle..hmmm
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#8
by
PBurke
on 20 Nov, 2008 22:17
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or you could get yer asss down to the swamp and help me drink a new bottle?
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#9
by
Timmay
on 21 Nov, 2008 07:02
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Gonna send me a ticket??
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#10
by
PigPen
on 21 Nov, 2008 07:07
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Sounds like good times Timm
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#11
by
Timmay
on 21 Nov, 2008 07:11
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You all turkey over for coming dinner?
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#12
by
PigPen
on 21 Nov, 2008 07:18
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If we can figure out how to turk the cookey, sure!
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#13
by
Timmay
on 21 Nov, 2008 07:21
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It early to mush fer dis.....
Anyone parking seen a curb?
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#14
by
PE#1
on 25 Nov, 2008 03:23
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It early to mush fer dis.....
Anyone parking seen a curb?
Have one more drink man and I think you'll figure it out.