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Offline MagmaBabe

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Giving birth...
« on: August 06, 2008, 04:04:45 PM »
After the woman gave birth to a baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside. "I have something I must tell you about your baby."

"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.

"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

"What's that?"

"It means your baby has both male and female parts."

"Oh my God!" the woman exclaimed.

"You mean he has a penis and a brain?"
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Re: Giving birth...
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2008, 04:29:08 PM »
 :*)) :o :*)) :o
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Re: Giving birth...
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2008, 05:34:44 PM »
Quote from: MagmaBabe on August 06, 2008, 04:04:45 PM

"You mean he has a penis and a brain?"

Pretty funny Babe, but ya know that describes men perfectly.  It's just that we can't use both simultaneously.  O:O

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Re: Giving birth...
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2008, 07:15:33 PM »
Yes, one or the other, never together.
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Re: Giving birth...
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2008, 08:33:18 PM »
I don't get it :*))
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Re: Giving birth...
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2008, 01:45:04 AM »
Quote from: SimplyRed on August 06, 2008, 05:34:44 PM
Quote from: MagmaBabe on August 06, 2008, 04:04:45 PM

"You mean he has a penis and a brain?"

Pretty funny Babe, but ya know that describes men perfectly.  It's just that we can't use both simultaneously.  O:O

Red

Oh, I'm well aware of that Red!  8)
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