After the woman gave birth to a baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside. "I have something I must tell you about your baby."
"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.
"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
"What's that?"
"It means your baby has both male and female parts."
"Oh my God!" the woman exclaimed.
"You mean he has a penis and a brain?"
"You mean he has a penis and a brain?"
Pretty funny Babe, but ya know that describes men perfectly. It's just that we can't use both simultaneously.
Red
Yes, one or the other, never together.
"You mean he has a penis and a brain?"
Pretty funny Babe, but ya know that describes men perfectly. It's just that we can't use both simultaneously. 
Red
Oh, I'm well aware of that Red!