Names You've Been Called

[Razor X]

WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  DID I GET FIRED OR SOMETHING?    WHO IS THE THREAD HIJACKER NOW?  YULP! WHAT I THOUGH.   sHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME

Dude, you weren't here.  Somebody had to fill in.   

[BaldBen]

Yesterday I went to the supermarket with my son. As I was opening the freezer door to get some frozen peas, one of the grocery clerks passed me by and said ET, phone home. I looked at my son and said what was that about? He gave me a puzzled look.

 A few minutes later I was getting some boxes of cereal and the same clerk passed by and said ET, phone home. I looked at my son. He looked back at me and said, dad I think he was talking to you. I asked my son, why do you think that?
Do you think I look like ET?     

If my son wasn't with me I would have decked that jerk of a clerk.   

[BlackJamesRackham]

Wow...that's pretty weird. There isn't even a remote resemblance. Don't sweat it man

[RodgerDodger]

Yesterday I went to the supermarket with my son. As I was opening the freezer door to get some frozen peas, one of the grocery clerks passed me by and said ET, phone home. I looked at my son and said what was that about? He gave me a puzzled look.

 A few minutes later I was getting some boxes of cereal and the same clerk passed by and said ET, phone home. I looked at my son. He looked back at me and said, dad I think he was talking to you. I asked my son, why do you think that?
Do you think I look like ET?     

If my son wasn't with me I would have decked that jerk of a clerk.   

Another dad that takes his kids grocery shopping. Awesome.
I wouldn't waste my time or energy by decking that ignorant grocery clerk. I would release my kids on him. The crude dude wouldn't know what hit him.



Rodger, Over and Out

[TheSlyBear]

Rodger, your kids are really cute.

BaldBen, I wouldn't have wasted time with the clerk -- rather, his manager and I would be having a cozy conversation.

[Razor X]

BaldBen, I wouldn't have wasted time with the clerk -- rather, his manager and I would be having a cozy conversation.

I wouldn't waste time talking to the manager about it, either.  It's just not worth the effort.

[stemikger]

Originally posted by Bootedbear
Rodger, your kids are really cute.

I second that.  God, they are ADORABLE. 

Being new to the sly world so far I have heard that I look like an alien (not ET though, the scary kind).  A guy at work says to grow it back because I look too much like a biker dude.

Some have said Mr. Clean, George the Animal Steele (oldtime wrestler), a girl at work said she gets a Yul Brenner vibe (that I take as a compliment).

[schro]

Most of the names I've been called have been positive, but one sticks out...no surprise that the negative comment came from The Lovely Mrs. Schro. I was wearing a turtleneck during the winter and she said I look like a thumb.

Now, even though it ticked me off, I laughed my ass off. 

[herronm]

Most of the names I've been called have been positive, but one sticks out...no surprise that the negative comment came from The Lovely Mrs. Schro. I was wearing a turtleneck during the winter and she said I look like a thumb.

Now, even though it ticked me off, I laughed my ass off. 

Schro,  I know your wife has SLYness issues, but that was a good one.   

Max

[Razor X]

Most of the names I've been called have been positive, but one sticks out...no surprise that the negative comment came from The Lovely Mrs. Schro. I was wearing a turtleneck during the winter and she said I look like a thumb.

Now, even though it ticked me off, I laughed my ass off. 

She may have been right about that.  That's one of the reasons I no longer wear turtlenecks.

[FR8TRAIN]

Most of the names I've been called have been positive, but one sticks out...no surprise that the negative comment came from The Lovely Mrs. Schro. I was wearing a turtleneck during the winter and she said I look like a thumb.

Now, even though it ticked me off, I laughed my ass off. 

LMAO!!!

[xnewyawka]

Most of the names I've been called have been positive, but one sticks out...no surprise that the negative comment came from The Lovely Mrs. Schro. I was wearing a turtleneck during the winter and she said I look like a thumb.

Now, even though it ticked me off, I laughed my ass off. 

lmao too, Schroman.   
As long as she doesn't tell you you have your "thumb up yer a$$".

[nicolasraage]

Yesterday I went to the supermarket with my son. As I was opening the freezer door to get some frozen peas, one of the grocery clerks passed me by and said ET, phone home. I looked at my son and said what was that about? He gave me a puzzled look.

 A few minutes later I was getting some boxes of cereal and the same clerk passed by and said ET, phone home. I looked at my son. He looked back at me and said, dad I think he was talking to you. I asked my son, why do you think that?
Do you think I look like ET?     

If my son wasn't with me I would have decked that jerk of a clerk.   

You should have just told him to put his opinion in paper, not plastic

[Mikekoz13]

Most of the names I've been called have been positive, but one sticks out...no surprise that the negative comment came from The Lovely Mrs. Schro. I was wearing a turtleneck during the winter and she said I look like a thumb.

Now, even though it ticked me off, I laughed my ass off. 

SCHRO!!!!!! I just about pissed my pants laughing at that one!! Mrs. Schro obviously rocks!! (other than the whole not liking SLY thing)

I won't laugh this hard again all day.... i'm sure!!

[nicolasraage]

So far I've been called "seal head" and "(insert a name for the male organ here) head" lol

Dan

Tell them that you're sorry that they confuse a male organ with something that doesn't grow hair on it, and that they should talk to someone about their pedophilia obsession.