Names You've Been Called

[BJ]

OK BJ, I'll watch it.  BTW, you're looking less like a member of Purple Man Group on my monitor at home. 

I can add another name to my list.

Seems SimplyRed has been calling me (in several threads) a member of the Purple Man Group. First of all he's got his colors mixed up. It's the Blue Man Group.

I suggest he gets a repair man to fix his monitor.
I'm not blue and I'm certainly not purple. I'm Caucasion.
SimplyRed you wouldn't want me to call you SimplyMean. 

[Razor X]

Slick sly always wins over scruffy sly!

"Scruffy sly" is an oxymoron.

[BALDANDRE]

Slick sly always wins over scruffy sly!

"Scruffy sly" is an oxymoron.

Not by some guy's  standard around here...some dudes around here have tried to get away with a real short buzz being "sly" or even those every couple day shavers...

thanks for keeping things on the up and up in SLYTOWN, Sheriff X!

[Razor X]

thanks for keeping things on the up and up in SLYTOWN, Sheriff X!

A sly guy has to be vigilant.  We don't want any more backsliders like Jesse Ventura, Billy Zane, or Kelly Slater.  It's criminal to allow a great looking dome to be marred by stubble or hair.

[BlackJamesRackham]

Slick sly always wins over scruffy sly!

"Scruffy sly" is an oxymoron.

Not by some guy's  standard around here...some dudes around here have tried to get away with a real short buzz being "sly" or even those every couple day shavers...

thanks for keeping things on the up and up in SLYTOWN, Sheriff X!

What about facial stubble? Is that a violation of Slytown?

[BALDANDRE]

thanks for keeping things on the up and up in SLYTOWN, Sheriff X!

A sly guy has to be vigilant.  We don't want any more backsliders like Jesse Ventura, Billy Zane, or Kelly Slater.  It's criminal to allow a great looking dome to be marred by stubble or hair.

And THAT is why you are Sheriff!

[BALDANDRE]

What about facial stubble? Is that a violation of Slytown?

Naw....just a violation to the "Mr. Clean" laws!

[Razor X]

Slick sly always wins over scruffy sly!

"Scruffy sly" is an oxymoron.

Not by some guy's  standard around here...some dudes around here have tried to get away with a real short buzz being "sly" or even those every couple day shavers...

thanks for keeping things on the up and up in SLYTOWN, Sheriff X!

What about facial stubble? Is that a violation of Slytown?

Not in my book.  BA may disagree; he's been on the Mr. Clean kick for some time now.   

[BlackJamesRackham]

What about facial stubble? Is that a violation of Slytown?

Naw....just a violation to the "Mr. Clean" laws!

Fair enough 
I tend to always roll with facial stubble.

[Razor X]

And THAT is why you are Sheriff!

Just following your lead.  With slyness comes the responsibility of being a good sly amabassador.  You never know who you're inspiring when you go out in public; so you've got an obligation to always sport a clean, shiny dome.  There's nothing worse than a sly guy who's fallen off the wagon.  

[BALDANDRE]

And THAT is why you are Sheriff!

Just following your lead.  With slyness comes the responsibility of being a good sly amabassador.  You never know who you're inspiring when you go out in public; so you've got an obligation to always sport a clean, shiny dome.  There's nothing worse than a sly guy who's fallen off the wagon.   

Without a doubt...nothing worse than seeing one of the most sly dudes around go around MPB scruffy on a daily basis these days...

I'd be talking Bruce Willis...

big shame..but from the stories I heard he never really embraced the SLY look believe it or not!

[Razor X]

And THAT is why you are Sheriff!

Just following your lead.  With slyness comes the responsibility of being a good sly amabassador.  You never know who you're inspiring when you go out in public; so you've got an obligation to always sport a clean, shiny dome.  There's nothing worse than a sly guy who's fallen off the wagon.   

Without a doubt...nothing worse than seeing one of the most sly dudes around go around MPB scruffy on a daily basis these days...

I'd be talking Bruce Willis...

big shame..but from the stories I heard he never really embraced the SLY look believe it or not!

Say wha??      He never embraced it?

I know what you mean, though.  I came across this page a little earlier tonight.  He's got just a hint of stubble, but it makes a huge difference.  It's grey and it really makes him look like an old man:

http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/baldandbeautiful

I started shaving because of MPB, but even if I could grow a full head of hair, I think I'd really be considering shaving it all once I got a lot of grey.  Looking old is not my thing.

[BALDANDRE]

Say wha??      He never embraced it?

Let me rephrase...in some interviews he said in a minute he would grow his hair back if something was found that would regrow it...he hates being bald...

now the forced SLY by MPB helped enhance his cool personna and f-it attitude...

would having hair this whole time given him that same trademark rebel dude attitude?

I guess we'll never know?

[Razor X]

would having hair this whole time given him that same trademark rebel dude attitude?

I guess we'll never know?

Probably not.  And an even bigger consequence would be that the sly movement might have never caught on to the extent that it  has.  I think Bruce is probably the person most responsible for getting white guys to shave their heads.

Moby also made some comment one time that he'd give up all the money he'd earned in his career if it would get him his hair back.   

I mean, bald + rich = win-win situation, right?  Who wants to be hairy and poor?   

[Timmay]

WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  DID I GET FIRED OR SOMETHING?    WHO IS THE THREAD HIJACKER NOW?  YULP! WHAT I THOUGH.   sHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME