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warhawk
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NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
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May 27, 2008, 12:44:04 PM »
hello fellow chrome domes: as a happily married man... i enjoy some of the "single" stories from friends & co-workers. i wanted 2 start a topic... "name one thing U can't do on your 1st date".
i'll start: FART!!! we should B able 2 come up with some good ones. so... how 'bout U? what's your story?
on a side note.... one thing gr8 about being married or being in a long time relationship... i can "let it out" all the time.
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
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May 27, 2008, 01:36:35 PM »
Grab the waitress' butt and ask her & your date for a threesome.
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May 27, 2008, 02:35:40 PM »
forget her name
she gets pissed
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May 27, 2008, 02:39:17 PM »
Have her pick you up and answer the door nude with a beer in your hand. Let her in, go back to the couch and say "I'll get dressed after this inning".
That is sooo 3rd date.
*edit* Unless of course she likes
ball games
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Ba dum bum.... thank you.. thank you...
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May 27, 2008, 02:44:10 PM »
get married!
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
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May 27, 2008, 02:52:11 PM »
Quote from: PBurke on May 27, 2008, 02:44:10 PM
get married!
You can in Nevada and probably some other jurisdictions. Maybe that's why what happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas--all those first date brides!
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May 27, 2008, 02:52:46 PM »
OH, I LIKE THIS THREAD
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Re: NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date...
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May 27, 2008, 03:15:47 PM »
Well, fart would have been my first answer so I'll just have to go with borrow money from her. LOL
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May 27, 2008, 05:04:09 PM »
lie about what you look like
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May 27, 2008, 05:06:20 PM »
hit on her sister.
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May 27, 2008, 05:17:48 PM »
Quote from: PBurke on May 27, 2008, 05:06:20 PM
hit on her sister.
U guys R cracking me up.
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May 27, 2008, 07:31:48 PM »
Ask her how she feels about anal sex.
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May 27, 2008, 08:18:24 PM »
Hit on her sister?
What about hit on her MOM when you pick her up?
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May 27, 2008, 08:55:03 PM »
LOL..umm say her brother had a cute ass! LOL actually that shouldnt be said on any date ! LOL
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May 27, 2008, 09:17:33 PM »
Quote from: Fortin on May 27, 2008, 08:18:24 PM
Hit on her sister?
What about hit on her MOM when you pick her up?
What if her mom is a MILF?
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