NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date... - page 1 -

• NAME ONE thing U can't do on your 1st date... by warhawk on 27 May, 2008 12:44
• hello fellow chrome domes:  as a happily married man... i enjoy some of the "single" stories from friends & co-workers.  i wanted 2 start a topic... "name one thing U can't do on your 1st date". 
  
  i'll start: FART!!!  we should B able 2 come up with some good ones.  so... how 'bout U?  what's your story?
  
  on a side note.... one thing gr8 about being married or being in a long time relationship... i can "let it out" all the time.
  
  WARHAWK
• #1 by schro on 27 May, 2008 13:36
• Grab the waitress' butt and ask her & your date for a threesome.
• #2 by hawkerhino on 27 May, 2008 14:35
• forget her name 
  
  she gets pissed 
• #3 by Marz on 27 May, 2008 14:39
• Have her pick you up and answer the door nude with a beer in your hand. Let her in, go back to the couch and say "I'll get dressed after this inning".
  
  That is sooo 3rd date.
  
  *edit* Unless of course she likes ball games... Ba dum bum.... thank you.. thank you...
• #4 by PBurke on 27 May, 2008 14:44
• get married!
• #5 by D.A.L.U.I. on 27 May, 2008 14:52
• Quote from: PBurke on 27 May, 2008 14:44

  get married!
  

  
  You can in Nevada and probably some other jurisdictions.  Maybe that's why what happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas--all those first date brides!
• #6 by schro on 27 May, 2008 14:52
• OH, I LIKE THIS THREAD
• #7 by TheTrucker on 27 May, 2008 15:15
• Well, fart would have been my first answer so I'll just have to go with borrow money from her. LOL
• #8 by ugabulldog on 27 May, 2008 17:04
• lie about what you look like
• #9 by PBurke on 27 May, 2008 17:06
• hit on her sister.
• #10 by warhawk on 27 May, 2008 17:17
• Quote from: PBurke on 27 May, 2008 17:06

  hit on her sister.
  

    U guys R cracking me up.
  
  WARHAWK
• #11 by tomgallagher on 27 May, 2008 19:31
• Ask her how she feels about anal sex.
• #12 by Jer on 27 May, 2008 20:18
• Hit on her sister?
  
     What about hit on her MOM when you pick her up?
• #13 by Timmay on 27 May, 2008 20:55
• LOL..umm say her brother had a cute ass!  LOL  actually that shouldnt be said on any date ! LOL
• #14 by BaldRob on 27 May, 2008 21:17
• Quote from: Fortin on 27 May, 2008 20:18

  Hit on her sister?
  
     What about hit on her MOM when you pick her up?
  

  
  What if her mom is a MILF?