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#105 by PBurke on 14 Jan, 2007 15:42
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nice dome robmeister.
My sister-in-law (wife's sister) said something at our wedding that was great. She said "If you must argue, argue naked!"
that would make it whole lot harder ( NO PUN INTENDED ) to stay mad. -
#106 by Robmeister on 14 Jan, 2007 15:47
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...whole lot harder.....
That is sofa king funny....what a pun....did you intend that? -
#107 by wpruitt on 14 Jan, 2007 18:29
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My sister-in-law (wife's sister) said something at our wedding that was great. She said "If you must argue, argue naked!"
And does it work LOL -
#108 by Medic aka Rocko on 14 Jan, 2007 19:27
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I wouldn't mind arguing naked with my sister in law.
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#109 by wpruitt on 14 Jan, 2007 19:32
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Yeah - but your wife might object!
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#110 by Tyler on 14 Jan, 2007 20:02
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#111 by Robmeister on 19 Jan, 2007 08:06
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Went out in public sportin' the new slick noggin yesterday. (Before this, I've sported a baseball cap to cover up the pale).
Anyway, I was at the mall to get an eye exam....and had this hankerin' to walk into a hair cutting place (Fantastic Sams/SuperCuts) and mess with them by making an appointment.
I didn't because I couldn't come up with something witty to say...a couple I was thinking of were:
"I really need help with this rag mop up here"
"I'd like a shampoo only....no haircut"
"What can you do with this?" (pointing to noggin)
"Is the coffee for customers only?"
Any other ideas? -
#112 by PigPen on 19 Jan, 2007 08:13
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HAHAHAHAHA....I walked into one of those places so we could get a haircut for my son. I showed up before my wife, son and daughter. So when I walked in to get his name on the list, they looked at me kinda funny
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#113 by Robmeister on 19 Jan, 2007 08:16
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#114 by Noner on 19 Jan, 2007 18:15
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Went out in public sportin' the new slick noggin yesterday. (Before this, I've sported a baseball cap to cover up the pale).
Anyway, I was at the mall to get an eye exam....and had this hankerin' to walk into a hair cutting place (Fantastic Sams/SuperCuts) and mess with them by making an appointment.
I didn't because I couldn't come up with something witty to say...a couple I was thinking of were:
"I really need help with this rag mop up here"
"I'd like a shampoo only....no haircut"
"What can you do with this?" (pointing to noggin)
"Is the coffee for customers only?"
Any other ideas?
Ok here's a few off the top of my head. These will work best if you do it seriously or deadpan.
"I'd like to make an appointment for a cut and a color"
"What do you reccomend for friz?"
"I'm looking for a sassy new do, do you have any magazines I can look at?"
"So where do you sweep all of that hair? Just curious if the garbage is locked?"
"I came here yesterday and said A LITTLE OFF THE TOP! Where is the manager?"
"It's really cold out there, can I put my head in the dryer?"
"So Hair huh?"
"I wouldn't use that new Stawberry blonde die if I were you"
"Can you just place this bucket under the stylist's chair? I'll be back for it later."
Thats all I have for now.
Noner
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#115 by Robmeister on 19 Jan, 2007 21:01
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"I'd like to make an appointment for a cut and a color"
"What do you reccomend for friz?"
"I'm looking for a sassy new do, do you have any magazines I can look at?"
"So where do you sweep all of that hair? Just curious if the garbage is locked?"
"I came here yesterday and said A LITTLE OFF THE TOP! Where is the manager?"
"It's really cold out there, can I put my head in the dryer?"
"So Hair huh?"
"I wouldn't use that new Stawberry blonde die if I were you"
"Can you just place this bucket under the stylist's chair? I'll be back for it later."
NONER!!!......that's great stuff!!!
My wife and I both were roaring!!
I'm gonna have to hack some of that from you and trip some folks out!!! -
#116 by PigPen on 22 Jan, 2007 14:21
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Went out in public sportin' the new slick noggin yesterday. (Before this, I've sported a baseball cap to cover up the pale).
Anyway, I was at the mall to get an eye exam....and had this hankerin' to walk into a hair cutting place (Fantastic Sams/SuperCuts) and mess with them by making an appointment.
I didn't because I couldn't come up with something witty to say...a couple I was thinking of were:
"I really need help with this rag mop up here"
"I'd like a shampoo only....no haircut"
"What can you do with this?" (pointing to noggin)
"Is the coffee for customers only?"
Any other ideas?
Ok here's a few off the top of my head. These will work best if you do it seriously or deadpan.
"I'd like to make an appointment for a cut and a color"
"What do you reccomend for friz?"
"I'm looking for a sassy new do, do you have any magazines I can look at?"
"So where do you sweep all of that hair? Just curious if the garbage is locked?"
"I came here yesterday and said A LITTLE OFF THE TOP! Where is the manager?"
"It's really cold out there, can I put my head in the dryer?"
"So Hair huh?"
"I wouldn't use that new Stawberry blonde die if I were you"
"Can you just place this bucket under the stylist's chair? I'll be back for it later."
Thats all I have for now.
Noner
NONER ROCKS!!!!! -
#117 by PBurke on 27 Jan, 2007 22:09
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yall ever just look at people like they are stupid just to see what they do?
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#118 by Tom McGarry. on 27 Jan, 2007 22:12
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yall ever just look at people like they are stupid just to see what they do?
Is that what you are doing in your picture?
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#119 by PBurke on 27 Jan, 2007 22:13
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HA HA sorta. that was a company christmas party and i was sober. i was on call. (dispatcher in the oilfield)